Luff On Mars

I wish I’d kept my Corgi toys, And Carol. Beautiful Carol, so slim, sophisticated and fast. My made to scale, gold-finish Corgi James Bond DB5, die-cast… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/corgi_toys.mp3

I vividly remember when I came of age. It took me totally by surprise. To be honest, it was quite inconvenient, I was eating some French fries… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/came_of_age.mp3

You can’t use a poem to boil an egg Bake fresh bread, Make a bed, Raise the dead… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/boil_an_egg.mp3

No need for indicators, Her road positioning’s wild and free. But she’s never driven off-road, The thin bitch in the SUV… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/bitch_SUV.mp3

There’s a man who’s afraid of darkness and afraid of electric light. There’s a man who’s afraid of ice cream and afraid of the Isle of Wight… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/afraid.mp3  

I saw a shooting star. It streaked across the sky Past Gemini and Pleiades. Then came through the kitchen window And landed in a pan of peas… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/shooting_star.mp3

I was abducted by aliens In nineteen ninety one, But they didn’t take me to outer space, They took me to Orpington… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/abduction.mp3

I made a fatal error and used my identity crisis online. Now someone else has stolen it. That identity crisis is mine… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/identity_crisis.mp3

I saw an archangel in Lidl, He had recently flown from on high. He was whistling and having a nibble Of a classic Fray Bentos steak pie… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/archangel_in_lidl.mp3

I’m my own worst enemy. I’m dug into a muddy trench and at the same time I’m fifty yards away on the other side of no-man’s land, my finger resting gently on the trigger of a Gatling gun… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/worst_enemy.mp3

There is a strange anomaly Playing havoc with my flowerbed. It’s something you don’t often see, A black hole in the garden shed… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/anomaly.mp3

I lost my innocence. I left it on a seat on the Piccadilly Line, I reported it as missing, via a lost property hotline… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/innocence.mp3