Alohomora!: A Global Reread Of Harry Potter

On Episode 411 we discuss...→ Crookshanks is the MVP→ Good times for your friend's pet to eat yours→ First cars in high school→ We are not a Volkswagen podcast→ Glimmer of comfort→ Harry is the worst→ Check out TheMagicalBlondeBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 410 we discuss...→ All the Weasleys are insecure→ Messy, pure blood, Molly→ Percy Apologist→ Mind-Dreamscape-Place→ It's always the plot→ Check out Professor WambleBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 409 we discuss...→ No rules, just vibes→ Hidden bone ring theory→ Harry is such a Gryffindor that he can't use any more spells→ Snape trying to save Harry in spite of himself→ "Keep your mouth shut and your mind closed"→ Remembering how we felt about that big reveal→ One of the greatest fandom debates of all time→ Check out the "Noble House of Black" seriesAlohomora! 's Final 100 is sponsored in part by Secretlab. Award-winning comfort that feels just like magic. From adjustable lumbar support that fits perfectly into the curve of your lower back to an ergonomic pebble seat base shaped to accommodate every sitting posture — the Secretlab TITAN Evo Harry Potter Edition is crafted to support wizards and muggles alike. Pay homage to the fantastical world of charms and spells with the Secretlab Harry Potter Collection, including lumbar pillows and premium chair sleeves inspired by the four Hogwarts houses.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-

On Episode 408 we discuss...→ "I think I was in heaven" - Buffy→ We dare you to check out our fairytale episode→ Jim Jensen Storyteller vibes→ Harry is all the Houses by Book 7→ The cloak is a copout→ Conspiracy theories→ Rowan and elder wood→ Wizards are combative and arrogantAlohomora! 's Final 100 is sponsored in part by Secretlab. Award-winning comfort that feels just like magic. From adjustable lumbar support that fits perfectly into the curve of your lower back to an ergonomic pebble seat base shaped to accommodate every sitting posture — the Secretlab TITAN Evo Harry Potter Edition is crafted to support wizards and muggles alike. Pay homage to the fantastical world of charms and spells with the Secretlab Harry Potter Collection, including lumbar pillows and premium chair sleeves inspired by the four Hogwarts houses.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 407 we discuss...→ Universal group text→ Sirius rips our heart out→ Cho Chang in her Taylor era→ The Mauraders are trash - do you really want that prequel?→ Peter is a natural born coward→ Pure blood privileged wrecks→ Teenage triggers and trauma→ Single and alive→ Grease and grief of Severus SnapeAlohomora! 's Final 100 is sponsored in part by Secretlab. Award-winning comfort that feels just like magic. From adjustable lumbar support that fits perfectly into the curve of your lower back to an ergonomic pebble seat base shaped to accommodate every sitting posture — the Secretlab TITAN Evo Harry Potter Edition is crafted to support wizards and muggles alike. Pay homage to the fantastical world of charms and spells with the Secretlab Harry Potter Collection, including lumbar pillows and premium chair sleeves inspired by the four Hogwarts houses.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 406 we discuss...→ Deleted scenes from  Chamber of Secrets→ Bets on what Snape is smiling about→ The all-knowing Dumbledore→ Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor house dichotomies from Kat→ Tom Riddle's razzle dazzle→ Food is life→ Looking for loopholesAlohomora! 's Final 100 is sponsored in part by Secretlab. Signature award-winning comfort, evolved. Built with premium materials. Engineered for award-winning performance. Designed with pro-grade ergonomics in every aspect. For a new level of support and unrivaled performance in a gaming chair. Thanks to its research-backed ergonomic design, including a proprietary 4-way adaptive lumbar support system, the Secretlab TITAN Evo Harry Potter Edition will comfortably support you even when you’re up to no good.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 405 we discuss...→ Check out bretts.thoughts→ Magic is stinky→ Stepping on poo→ Balding and wizarding hair→ Blame it on the cat→ Plot holes and Lupin's transformation→ Sirius and James were not Lupin's real friendsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 404 we discuss...→ Nothing like a cold plunge before battle→ Hermione breaks out the pumpkin juice→ What dragons eat→ Bellatrix spared→ The average water temperature in Scotland→ Check out SugarSpunQuillsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 403 we discuss...→ When they go low, Hermione goes lower→ Victor and Lavender should be together→ The women are either mothers or a mess→ Dark, Fred fanfiction→ The twins might be psychopaths→ Put the radishes down, Luna→ Check out the "Noble House of Black" SeriesBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 402 we discuss...→ Eating food out of the floorboard is disgusting→ The time Harry got food poisoning→ Petunia is an overindulgently bad parent→ Sassy Harry playing Vernon like a fiddle→ Wizard superiority complex→ Check out Critical Magical TheoryBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 401 we discuss...→ The unmasking of Mrs. Figg→ Cats and Squibs→ Dudley's experience→ What Petunia let slip→ The final word→ Why did Dumbledore choose “Remember my last” as the phrase to say to Petunia?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.

On Episode 400 we discuss...→ Everyone's hair→ Overacting→ How incredible the soundtrack is→ One hundred and thirty-nine minutes of hot takes→ That the Marauders might not be missing from the film at all→ Behind the Wand: Stories from the Harry Potter Films→ head over to Jordanrannells.com and use code HP25 to get 25% off

On Episode 399 we discuss...→ Spoiler alert, Fred dies→ Everyone wonders why these kids are so brave→ Puffs is still a great play→ Lackluster Horcrux→ From Bianca: "The common sense that God gave a goose"→ What could have been: Charlie's triumphant return with Norberta

On Episode 398 we discuss...→ How the Weasleys don't care about Harry yet→ Turquoise is an odd choice for a car→ Lockhart is a "watered down soda"→ We need to see the tax slips→ So many holes in the plan→ Ginny in the wild→ Same day, different story

On Episode 397 we discuss...→ Hagrid's arrested development→ Dragon eggs→ The actor who plays the girl in Damsel→ Held back students→ What is stoat?→ Ron impresses us, again→ Subway Cloak→ Dragons, Lions, and Bears

On Episode 396 we discuss...→ Molly and vehicular manslaughter→ Grunge era, 90s' cool, Bill→ Hermione, torn between amusement and anxiety→ No one cares about Bertha→ The complicated relationship between Molly, George, and Fred→ A plea for Percy→ Ginny is just awesome

On Episode 395 we discuss...→ How the movie did it better→ Elves who work in houses→ Lavender needs to read the room→ Geoff REALLY doesn't like Cormac McLaggen → Snape teaches in a way that makes people remember→ Dumbledore is the puppet master of Hagrid→ Fred and George are smart little bullies

On Episode 394 we discuss...→ the maturity of the Trio→ The longing tension between Harry and Ginny→ 90s tropes → Everybody Loves Molly→ "We're coming with you"→ The number of towers at Hogwarts→ The slimy goo inside of all of us→ Death, Horcruxes, and the meaning of life

On Episode 393 we discuss...→ Voldemort's soft launch→ Dueling clubs to get back in practice→ Instructional DVDs→ Hugs for Harry→ In our feelings→ Street cred for Filch→ Summer break plans at Hogwarts

On Episode 392 we discuss...→ Moaning Myrtle just a lonely child→ Piggy Wiggly→ Filch's redemption→ Cats chose violence→ Fleur might be a big softy→ Snape's store of potion ingredients→ Le-ion