Alohomora!: A Global Reread Of Harry Potter

→ Episode 18 Recap: Solid 'Cruxes, Signature spells, Black market tears, Parseltongue & Albus' oversight→ Special Feature Recap: International Book Covers→ PQOTW responses→ Stats, stats, & more stats! → What if Book 2 was Book 1?→ Should Potter have been a TV series instead?→ Percy? Rockstar? NO!→ Pettigrew the Rat!Goblet→ Would Warwick Davis eat the Desk!Pig?→ Check out our store!→ We start Prisoner of Azkaban on our next episode!

→ Episode 17 Recap: Plant or Animal?, Soul bits, Snape's Secret Chamber, Lev's 'Puff, Filchemort?→ Special Feature Recap: The Beast Inquisition→ PQOTW Responses→ King Elvis Riddle→ Could the Sorting Hat have helped find Horcruxes?→ Feather sense→ Brains, Souls, & Molly Weasley→ Hint of a Horcrux→ Rubber Ducks & Cupcakes→ Special Feature: Books Stats & International Covers→ Question of the Week→ Be sure to join us next episode for our LIVE SHOW! 

→ Episode 16 Recap: Basilisk Travels, Summoning Sortias, MLF, Houses & Humors→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth→ PQOTW Responses→ A seriously evil individual→ The lonely Anglia→ Chapter full of pay dirt!→ Is Ginny just like Dobby?→ Basilisk: new MENSA member→ Lockhart = McGonagall?→ Special Feature: The Beast Inquisition→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 15 Recap: AirSnake, Dueling Sempras, Metaphors, Draco's melon, Myrtle's indifference, Psychology→ Special Feature Recap: What If?→ PQOTW Responses→ Is Ron jealous of Lockhart?→ The traditional Horcrux→ Circular theory strikes again→ Mandrake commitment ceremonies→ Noah wants to ban HP?!→ Would Hagrid have shot the Minister?→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 14 Recap: Writing on the Wall, Parselmouth, Mrs. Norris, Lockhart's Vanity, Fear or Bravery & Hat Stalls→ Special Feature Recap: Trelawny's Seeing Glass - Hidden Chambers→ Alohomora! Homework: Wagga Wagga poems→ PQOTW Responses→ Harry Freakin' Potter!→ The fire inside→ Why Snape?!?→ The most underrated moment in the series→ A phoenix's life for me!→ Hermione's alter ego→ Special Feature: What If?→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 13 Recap: Vanishing Cabinet, Eat Slugs, Parselmouth, Religious Satire, & Voldy Ghost→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth→ PQOTW Responses→ Snarky Snape→ Is Lockhart feminized?→ Hufflepuff Pride Hate→ Harry's acting skills→ Is it fear or concern?→ Did Dumbledore setup Hagrid?→ Special Feature: Trelawney's Seeing Glass→ Question of the Week→ Download our app!→ Alohomora! Promotional Video→ Low bandwidth now available!

→ Episode 12 Recap: Lockhart, Earmuffs, Photography, Platform 9 3/4→ Special Feature Recap: Artifact Inspector - Ford Anglia→ PQOTW Responses→ Snape's Pitch→ Ron's flair for silence→ Under the hair gel spell!→ Filch's soul→ Hermione's shame→ Riddle the poet→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth→ Question of the Week→ Download our app!→ Alohomora! Promotional Video→ Low bandwidth now available!

→ Episode 11 Recap: Percy's tank top, Elf apprition, Weasley driving school, Magic suppression, Lazy Ron & Harry→ Special Feature Recap: Pottermore, In Depth→ PQOTW Responses→ Solitary 9 3/4→ The Friendly Willow→ Hallmark Howlers→ Lovely, lying, luscious Lockhart→ Bury the babies!→ Dumbledore's lack of judgement→ Special Feature: Artifact Inspector → Question of the Week→ Download our app!→ Alohomora! Promotional Video

→ Episode 10 Recap: Harry/Big D BFF's, Synopsis, The Walrus, Horse, & Pig, Animals in Literature→ Special Feature Recap: Noah's Close Read→ PQOTW Responses→ Lightweight Elf Champion→ Flying with Ease→ The House Elf Contract→ Arthur & The Loophole→ Pinch or a Handfull→ Plotter's Reunite!→ Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth → Question of the Week→ Download our app!→ Alohomora! Promotional Video

→ Chamber of Secrets! OMG! YAY!→ Is the synopsis enticing?→ Those crazy Dursleys→ Potter's Lament→ Voldemort's easy way out→ Draco's creative side→ Brothers Riddle→ The Fallible Trace→ Special Feature: Noah's Close Read→ Question of the Week→ Download our app!→ Alohomora! Promotional Video

→ Episode 8 recap: Mirror of Erised/Horcruxes, Quirrell, The Color Green, Dumbledore the Snitch?→ Special Feature Recap: International Book Covers→ PQOTW responses→ Avada Kedavra = dead? Yes? No?→ Overall book theories→ Title Mechanics→ If J.K.R. were a man...→ Movie discussion: Neville, Peeves, Binns, Bane, & more→ James Potter: Chaser or Seeker?→ Which Dumbledore is the best Dumbledore?→ Harry, Ron, & Hermione spread some Alohomora! love!→ We start Chamber of Secrets on our next episode!

→ Episode 7 recap: Unicorns, Werewolves & Wizards, Alcoholic Content/Age, Filch, McGonagall & the Potions Riddle→ Special Feature Recap: The Unspeakables - Destiny/Fate & the Centaurs→ PQOTW responses→ The final chapter is upon us!→ The Manifestation of Dumbledore→ Voldemort & the Horse Cheek→ Quirrell's DEAD? Eh...→ Personality & Power→ Overall book theories→ Chamber of Secrets: What can we expect?→ Book covers from around the World→ Calling all artists!→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 6 recap: Motherly Hagrid, Hermione & the Mirror of Erised, Gamp's Gold, Flying Snape & the dog bite, The Cloak, & Hogwarts Security→ Special Feature Recap: The Beast Inquisition - Dragons→ PQOTW responses→ Is being caught out of bed really a big deal?→ Books to Brooms!→ Smack the Centaur→ Difference between already dead & slain→ The Mysterious Headmaster→ Harry the Seer?→ The true, pure Gryffindor→ The Seven Tasks→ Special Feature: The Unspeakables - Destiny & the Centaurs→ Question of the Week→ We have an awesome new way for you to contact us! Read more, here!

→ Episode 5 recap: Snape/Filch, Christmas, Owl Cruelty & The Floo Network, Wrong Sortings...and yes, Desk!Pig...again→ Special Feature Recap: Mirror of Erised→ PQOTW responses→ Early examples of Jo's brilliance→ Neville's got grit!→ The origin & uses of the Philosopher's Stone→ Jo truly is tricky, tricky!→  Hermione's feminine wiles→ 99 bottles of brandy on the wall...→ Hagrid the motherly 'Puff!→  The amazing flying Hedwig→ Special Feature: The Beast Inquisition - Dragons→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 4 recap: Gamp's Laws, Wrong Sortings, Halloween, Quidditch Gender Politics, Piñata Harry, & Desk!Pig is finally laid to rest→ Special Feature Recap: What If?→ PQOTW responses→ The befriending troll→ A Quidditch History Lesson → Delay in the Curse→ Snowballsy Fred & George→ Honesty is Hagrid's best policy!→ 50p & The Queen's Nose→ Inherently human Harry Potter → Hagerva?→ Special Feature: Artifact Inspection - Mirror of Erised→ Question of the Week

→ Episode 3 recap: Grey Lady, Filch, Evil characters & Desk!Pig → Is Transfiguration essentially science? → Special Feature Recap & PQOTW: The Sorting Hat → The forgetful Rememberall → Hermione shows her inner Eagle, time & time again! → Harry Potter: Piñata? → Snape & McGonagall...BFF's? → The Alohomora! charm appears for the first time! → Cerberus & Fluffy...Dante's pets? → Male/Female equality & the Pure Blood point of view → Is Quirrell simply a really good actor? → The Trio is formed! → Special Feature: What If?→ Question of the Week

→ Introducing MuggleNet Academia: Visit | Listen→ Muggle vs. Wizard punishments→ Recap: Wands→ PQOTW responses→ Wizard Morpheus→ Hilarious Hogwarts!→ Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak?→ Peculiar, Pasty, Prickly Peeves!→ Quirrell is foiled!→ Transfiguration Woes→ NEVER TRUST JO!→ Details, details, details!→ Rubeus "Loose Lips" Hagrid → Special Feature: Noah's Close Read: the Sorting Hat song→ Question of the Week

→ We discuss the first theories coming out of the forums→ Is Vernon protecting Harry?→ Prometheus & The Wee Folk→ Expelled students. What gives?→ Noah tries to spread the Dursley love→ We examine the "Muggle Scale"→ What if the Malfoys had introduced Harry to the Wizarding World?→ Is Ollivander...Tiresias?→ We all "AWWWW" for the unintentional victim→ The Giant Order of the Secret Keepers→ Is there a magical Chalk Zone?→ Special Feature: Artifact Inspection, Wands→ Question of the Week

→ Welcome to Alohomora! Noah tells us what it's all about → The discussion begins: Ordinary Dursleys vs. Strange Happenings → Is Dumbledore ALWAYS right? → Is the way that Petunia & Vernon are raising Dudley the norm? → Harry is...weird. → Can snakes read body language? → The first brutal murder of the series is finally laid to rest → We all cringe to Tiptoe Through the Tulips → Special Feature: Pottermore, In Depth → Fans! We want you on the show! Listen to learn how