Better Than Super Mario Bros

In this episode, Chris and Mark follow Game of Thrones stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Carice van Houten across mainland Europe in pursuit of some horrific stereotypes, in this 2019 action […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.

In this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]

Hey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]

George Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear.

In this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]

Happy Fourth of July, Folk! In this episode Chris and Mark take on the film which should have been called “E.T. 2 – Coke Addict” – featuring wheelchair stunts – […]

In this episode Chris and Mark venture to the Big Top as alien clowns wrap the inhabitants of a small town in candy floss and drink them through bendy-straws, Because […]

In this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]

In this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners Ben Affleck and Hilary Swank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them […]

With Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive season with possibly the most asinine attempt at filmmaking ever witnessed. Nazis. Elves. Grizzly Adams. It’s hard to know where […]

With the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace.

In this episode we ring in the spooky season with the first of our hallowe’en-themed episodes, with an offering that could be truly terrifying, were it not for the eponymous […]

In this episode, fan-boys collide as we argue over “the most 2000s film ever”, ranging from plot points, characterisation and what should reasonably be expected from a film about a […]