Croncast Season 10 | Life Is Show Prep

Sinopsis

Newly sterile Kris buys an impluse Jaguar as podcast business takes off (I think we all know where this is headed). Betsy starts new career #534 - birth coach for relatives. Betsy then buys an impulse conversion van on Ebay ( I think we all know where this is headed). Betsy convinces Kris to drive the newly purchased Slowsky van cross country and so begins the funniest vacation story ever told.

Episodios

  • Season 21 Ep 15: Standing, No Cutsies, Betsys Big Show

    Season 21 Ep 15: Standing, No Cutsies, Betsy's Big Show

    23/02/2009 Duración: 27min

    Croncast - 2009-02-23.mp3 Show: #515 Length: 27:41 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Hope everyone had a great weekend This show we get down with our lapses in mondey diet Fiscal responsibility never sounded so bad Like, "never yell at the pit boss," for instance Tags: pit boss comedy shrine no cutsies fiscal responsibility

  • Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home

    Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home

    20/02/2009 Duración: 26min

    Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3 Show: #514 Length: 26:43 Size: 24.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Missed the Wednesday show Besty's been sick Must be the path Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime Bret Michaels mouth Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop Tags: Lifetime SHE Squad rat poison black mercedes Bret Michaels

  • Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes

    Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes

    16/02/2009 Duración: 22min

    Croncast - 2009-02-16.mp3 Show: #513 Length: 22:57 Size: 21.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by PodioBooks.com Gingerly I speak as Betsy does withdraw I had a dream about her using the patches as band aids Nicotine burn The smoking cessation has begun I've got the kids show notes are short You listen, you will know. Tags: smoking cessation nicotine patch middle finger missing meds

  • Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals

    Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals

    13/02/2009 Duración: 24min

    Croncast - 2009-02-13.mp3 Show: #512 Length: 24:13 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I won't say the date A bit triscadecaphobic are we? As usual I know how this goes It's a big business day The cyclical nature of our moon phases matched with a Friday the ____ Happy Valentines Day Mr B I'm going to buy you a gross of coffee mugs with my face on them Great, I could sell them at Starbucks or a quarter WachterBach haul Sounds like a Worcester sauce Pfaltzgraff and a fancy brand called Kimberly-Clark Getting the freezer "I remember that like it was yesterday" That makes you old The recall feature to tell the stories properly Hercules came to me while I was sleeping The stories that people tell about their rescue animals What is going on with Facebook? Everyone is showing up All of your past infested lovers I can see my friend that is now on a mental sabbatical Tags: mental sabbatical moon phases triscadecapho

  • Season 21 Ep 11: The Kittys Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

    Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

    11/02/2009 Duración: 33min

    Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3 Show: #511 Length: 33:56 Size: 31.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions Pick a post, any post to leave a comment You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own Valentine's day is 3 days away Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive" You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway I read a thread Ping me when you're ready So you're reading this thread about CarMax Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car Saved by a bucket of chicken Selling a car privately Was much to worry about The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer It's the same person I've been to that garage sale The same Velma That would be Vonda CarMax gives you an appraisal So we go for it The Volvo will be sold Picking it up after detail The car knew The dash lit up with warnings 30 minutes later all good We decide to

  • Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

    Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

    09/02/2009 Duración: 25min

    Croncast - 2009-02-09.mp3 Show: #510 Length: 25:05 Size: 23.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions The show notes be short Jorge asks all night long where the 5'5 lady is She's 100 years old She gives me injections of insulin Twater Do you mean water? Twater OK Chingtao Following Betsy's car Getting smoke and coffee breath 25ft behind Tags: coffee breath Twater chinese joint insulin injections

  • Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

    Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

    06/02/2009 Duración: 29min

    Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your dating a of DJ I got this gig through FFA I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes Feta is for farmers Chemists making cheese I was the hottest chick in FFA They could break walnuts with their thighs You know, those girls They smelled like hog shit at school Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort What else are the going to do? It laid fallow long enough See you didn't get to do that They would have given you the bullhorn one morning Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one! Corn based economy Flat tire again Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake Better if it was a Croncast poster Join the department of health "You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com" We could

  • Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

    Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

    04/02/2009 Duración: 23min

    Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3 Show: #508 Length: 23:57 Size: 22mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com No show notes, I'm sick I'm heading to bed Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing! Tags: kelly blue book dealership chipotle economy

  • Season 21 Ep 07: Weve got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

    Season 21 Ep 07: We've got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

    02/02/2009 Duración: 27min

    Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3 Show: #507 Length: 27:28 Size: 25.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes You need to try harder baby I have never worn Old Spice But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show Tags: Lincoln Town Car Manternity dairysnake Old Spice Pirate

  • Season 21 Ep 06: The Childs Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

    Season 21 Ep 06: The Child's Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

    28/01/2009 Duración: 28min

    Croncast - 2009-01-28.mp3 Show: #506 Length: 28:45 Size: 26.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Dorothea's Song an audio book by author Ron Vitale Get the audio book and the PDF visit www.losoil.com Breaking down the banana seat bike Infinite blackness We're still married When I get nervous I get funny Much, much more on this episode Tags: banana seat awakening parsonage clever vocabulary irregardless

  • Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

    Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

    26/01/2009 Duración: 22min

    Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3 Show: #505 Length: 22:00 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Hair plugs for your dog He'll always look like a puppy Flint for sparking doberman jaws A grill for my dog with diamonds Add some flint too for sparks That would be hot Burglars like shiny stuff Made the water park trek Long way to Wisconsin birthday part Don't kiss my kids Or lick your face Bandanas in the pool Tags: water park doberman jaws sparking teeth Wisconsin birthday bandana

  • Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

    Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

    21/01/2009 Duración: 24min

    Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3 Show: #504 Length: 24:07 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Of those last week and yore Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house The cold isn't bothering me So this was part of your master plan A cocoon of The North Face goodness All this little spoiled babies Kids why don't you go see your dad Shivering and grumping I eat like I'm a seal Get out, see some people Skinny folks listen up The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you The fat jokes are for me Fattitudes about the chunky Of course they're going to order the fries When I lost weight I felt like a spy Listening to people talk about the people It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist The size I come is thick I'm like a cylinder You could benefit from some manternity clothes My tummy isn't that protrusive With the

  • Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love

    Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love

    19/01/2009 Duración: 16min

    Croncast - 2009-01-19.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Me and the man are calling it a guys night . . . no show notes None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate I'll be sleeping in the shed Tags: Obama collector coins tiger stripes obama eve

  • Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid

    Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid

    14/01/2009 Duración: 35min

    Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing? You got me this Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale From hefty to hot Not hot in my heft? These are some things we need to discuss I checked out this cardigan Then I brought it home to you Then you put it on That was four months ago You haven't taken it off since It's my man cardigan I always wear my gear My wardrobe is devolving You are not hairy enough to pull off the look I know that i don't have enough hair This shirt comes in with built in boobies A flannel bra in my case might work Jammy bras The people want to hear about Oprah Sure they do You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio I could get a Kindle We drive to Harpo Studios Based on Grammy's address advice It's gonna cost to park here Too much snow this year Everyone's gone back to the old country It's 4:30 a.m. W

  • Season 21 Ep 01: Were Back, Shaped Like Chickens, The Russian

    Season 21 Ep 01: We're Back, Shaped Like Chickens, The Russian

    12/01/2009 Duración: 29min

    Croncast - 2009-01-12.mp3 Show: #501 Length: 29:44 Size: 27.3mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Surprise! It's good to be back! Tags: iphone 8gb lennox plates fabulosity russian breadcrumbs bill collector Harpo

  • Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, Whats Next, Life in the Can

    Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can

    18/06/2008 Duración: 29min

    Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3 Show: #500 Length: 29:13 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Last time I have to listen to this! You know you like my voice, Baby I am surprised you are not crying It's like a Hallmark Holiday I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows Back in the day with the old gear Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work? Not really Transitioning into something new The new show is "Life in the Can" You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008 We're excited about the new show It would be rad if you and I could work together Getting paid to do the shows would be great I went to Jeanie's house last night Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door No crumpled up High Life cans The Eden like backdrop Deer walked right up She had deer prints on her roof Training ground Santa's deer Getting them presents for the house Populat

  • Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level

    Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level

    16/06/2008 Duración: 22min

    Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3 Show: #499 Length: 22:52 Size: 15.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive goes on $25 of support gets you 2 DVD's with the full archive mailed to your door Drop that Archive Support at the site in any one of the banners It is all about the Interwaves The photo montage of the father's day trip are up Look in the blog for the story Soften up the crow's feet Geez, that bag, what is she 33? I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater The afternoon jamboree Much like licking a toilet "Cousin Kris!" The first Casey's we stop at Hey, I know you No, I didn't know her name instantly Hoping for it fire into my brain Turns out to be cousin X She's of the normal branch But the odds of that Not that great Running into someone buying smokes I just don't want to get there I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75 Never thought we would make it Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up It

  • Season 20 Ep 23: Cotton Candy Salad, Keep the Archive Alive

    Season 20 Ep 23: Cotton Candy Salad, Keep the Archive Alive

    13/06/2008 Duración: 25min

    Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3 Show: #498 Length: 25:41 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today! Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive We Jen upheaved and happy at work Here's a podcast hug for you You can't miss the banner It's another Friday the 13th show I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it Many, many things are going wrong today How can you be freaked out about today? Yesterday should have done it for you Glad to be getting to the expert level I didn't say it like that Oh, really Well, I don't know Let me ask Betsy That should be my motto The common sense psychic He told you it was Father's Day this weekend Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs Keeping it as a secret Having a surprise party Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts I knew we were being invited to a jamboree Waldorf salad vs. apple salad Some might say they are the same Like the hotel? They wouldn't think hotel I gotta be nice You

  • Season 20 Ep 22: Sunny World, Community Improv, Archive Alive

    Season 20 Ep 22: Sunny World, Community Improv, Archive Alive

    11/06/2008 Duración: 29min

    Croncast - 2008-06-11.mp3 Show: #497 Length: 29:51 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What was that? Keep the Archive Alive? Yes, it was Support future listeners and the new show by sending support How? The banner above Let's keep it trucking along by supporting the past That is, the past, for the future Tags: show name sad portraits grandma's glamour hard and shiny

  • Season 20 Ep 21: Foreclosure Goat, Whats Next, Grass Roof

    Season 20 Ep 21: Foreclosure Goat, What's Next, Grass Roof

    09/06/2008 Duración: 33min

    Croncast - 2008-06-09.mp3 Show: #496 Length: 33:11 Size: 22.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Nothing on the show notes Dispense a bit on the new format and show Keep it real people Enjoy that intro music! Tags: apple iphone doberman foreclosure pets old intro grass roof

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