Portland comics Adam Pasi & Alex Rios check in on each other's weeks.




    21/08/2020 Duración: 54min

    Rios is concerned with proper terminology and home security, Pasi is an entitled white man to his girlfriend and Randy is stereotypically good at math. It's another Chumba and Wumba shootout you guys! BANGBANGBANG! Alternate titles include "Homeless Bowl" "Wet Eyes And A Gun" and "69°"

  • Freedom P*ssy

    Freedom P*ssy

    14/08/2020 Duración: 40min

    Randy's not the only one with dog issues. Sad Pasi gives bad customer service while discovering the kind of comic he truly is. Rios ate a cheeseburger for all the wrong reasons. VIVA LA CHUMBA AND WUMBA! Alternate titles include "I Can't Think Of Any More Justin Long Movies" "At Least You Still Got It" and ""

  • Try Kicking

    Try Kicking

    08/08/2020 Duración: 54min

    Live from in front of Rios's house! The boys TRY to discuss how Pasi has a wandering eye, Rios has a dangerous training regimen and a not at all dangerous addiction, as well as comedy's greatest nemesis. But what they really end up talking about is Randy's dog. This one is YARDCORE! Alternate titles include: "Jean Claude Canned Ham" "Mouth bleeder" and "Inevitable Life Cook"

  • The Wrong Brother Died

    The Wrong Brother Died

    31/07/2020 Duración: 53min

    Pasi misses his girlfriend, Rios is gonna miss his girlfriend's mom, and the boys reminisce on the sad times that made them start doing this in the first place. Alternate titles include: "Does He Have a Gun" "I Had To Go Through Idaho " and "The Ferrari"



    26/07/2020 Duración: 55min

    Pasi gets disrespected while house sitting, Rios creepily picks an old hobby back up, and the boys do a little relationship role play. Alternate titles include: "Boy Hole" "Less Ollies More Naps" and "Put a Hat On It"

  • Butthead


    18/07/2020 Duración: 55min

    Rios' body gets critiqued at home, Pasi is trying to OD on his emotions and both of them deserve to lose the 2020 Portland's Funniest Person contest Alternate titles include "I Came Here to Cry Bro" "None of My Friends Have Eyes" and "It's a Size Thing"

  • Sucky and Farty

    Sucky and Farty

    15/07/2020 Duración: 59min

    Rios is home alone and when he's not he's misunderstood. Pasi deals with videogame and canine grief. Alternate titles include: "All Toys Matter" "What's up Whores" and "Beltless Death"

  • Sams Fault

    Sam's Fault

    04/07/2020 Duración: 55min

    Rios has a problematic toy collection, Pasi yells problematic things out of cars, and Randy can't tell what part of himself June belongs to. They also discuss Gay Pride, merch ideas, and protecting their families from this very podcast Alternate titles include "Motherf*ckers Always Tryna Ice Skate Uphill" "I Need Another Hole" and "Stingy Big Nosed Gays"

  • Tequila  Cheese Weight

    Tequila & Cheese Weight

    26/06/2020 Duración: 59min

    The boys discuss ironic nap settings, online AA meetings and Iceland (?) They also go to great lengths to make sure they never get booked in Philadelphia. Alternate episode titles include "Easter Island" "Fat In Weird Places" and "Savvy"

  • A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    A Porcupine - Recorded 5/30/2020

    15/06/2020 Duración: 01h10min

    The boys mock Portland comedy drama, learn about renter's rights and come up with a new gift for people who donate to the show. Then they get serious and sad. Alternate episode titles include: "Jizz 11" "My Pedometer is Gonna Read the Same" and "3 Years"

  • #ImNotReaching


    06/06/2020 Duración: 17min

    This isn't an episode. Please listen to it, all the way to the end.

  • On My Stupid Mouth

    On My Stupid Mouth

    23/05/2020 Duración: 01h02min

    Rios has another brother! New beds, native Samoan cuisine and an idea for an even less appropriate podcast are discussed. Alternate episode titles include "Kong Island Bats" "Make us All Chinese" and "Support Live Groceries"

  • Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    Episode 105 - Big Enough To...

    12/05/2020 Duración: 01h09min

    The boys continue to unravel during quarantine. Pasi gets a work husband while Rios yells at his toys. Rios also found the worst way to measure a swimming pool's size. Alternate titles include: "He's No Straight Randy" "Hard Shells Like the Rest of Your People" and "It's Not Gonna Mop Itself" Intro by Luke Messimer Outro by Larry and His Flask

  • Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    Episode 104 - The Only Art That Nourishes

    02/05/2020 Duración: 48min

    The boys discuss their new fitness routines. Pasi gets commended and reprimanded at work, Rios has a new Tattoo, and Richard Gere's wisest words get shared. Alternate titles include "What Is Your Favorite Nail To Use?" "400" and "1st Loudest 3rd Funniest" Intro & Outro music by Luke Messimer

  • Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But Its About You

    Episode 103 - Jokes On Me But It's About You

    16/04/2020 Duración: 01h04min

    From quarantine the boys discuss hockey enforcers, comedy dreams and pinball. Randy wins the podcast forever. Shout out to Tory Ward who is very funny in real life. Alternate titles include "Seattle Chins" "I Treat Pinball the Way I Treat Women" and "Goon Please"

  • Episode 102 - Not as Good as Tiger King

    Episode 102 - Not as Good as Tiger King

    01/04/2020 Duración: 01h06min

    The boys communicate across town to discuss the pandemic's affect on comedy and their employment. But most of all they talk about a certain Netflix docuseries. I saw Chumba. And the Chumba saw Wumba. Alternate titles: Randy Domestic Mascara With The Ladies Mostly Crotch and Nipple To donate to the Helium staff, please visit the gofundme page: For donations to Cranival Studios, @cranvialstudios on Venmo.

  • Episode 101 - Wristbands On His Biceps

    Episode 101 - Wristbands On His Biceps

    12/03/2020 Duración: 01h16min

    The boys discuss their father's anatomy, sharing the stage with the 2019 SICC winner and the effects of PC culture on comedy. Alternate titles include "Cold Dead Numbers" "Thick Ankled Pizza" and "The Pick Up Dad"

  • Episode 100 - Another F*ckin Clip Show

    Episode 100 - Another F*ckin Clip Show

    05/03/2020 Duración: 01h01min

    The boys are back with the best episode yet - the clip show. Definitely listen to What's More Metal wherever you get podcasts. Alternate Titles are UMMM and HEEYYYY.

  • Episode 99 - Carrot Bottom

    Episode 99 - Carrot Bottom

    26/02/2020 Duración: 01h26min

    Rios won't stop counting with his f*cking hands, Pasi can hopefully stop drinking. Randy comes out. Alternate titles include "A Little Bit of Orange in Me" and "Counterpunch Joke Writing"

  • Episode 98 - Sticky Kids

    Episode 98 - Sticky Kids

    19/02/2020 Duración: 01h17min

    This one doesn't even make it out of the plugs before going bad. The boys discuss going on the road together, In N Out, and the controversy surrounding the latest Willamette Week Funniest Five. Alternate titles: Loads of Love Leave Charlotte Flair Alone They Look Bigger in Their Hands

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