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This one is like a trainwreck-wreck: Where a train has crashed into an already crashed train. Which probably makes it really good. We talk about Titanfall, couch gaming, Demon's Souls and compost.Download!Rant Theory Podcast #83: International Podcast of MysteryFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

This one. This one is a cast. Sometimes you just know. In this one we talk about the Titanfall Beta, Spelunky or something, Others. But who gives a fuck. Here be a moby dick of dumb. HARPOON AWAY.Download!Rant Theory Podcast #82: The Year of Rant TheoryFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

BACK FROM THE DEAD!? Sorta. After an extended hiatus, Rant Theory is back! But at what cost?To stay current we decided to do something that no other podcast is doing. A GAME OF THE YEAR CAST. No one else has the BALLS to have a GOTY cast in feb. NO ONE.So strap your ears in for some LOW KEY OUT OF PRACTICE INSANITYYYYYY.Download!Rant Theory GOATSY of the Last Year PodcastFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

BACK FROM THE DEAD!!...?Enjoy this very special Rant Theory as we do our best to get a cast back on the air. We talk. There is some seriously backed up dumb.Go listen to the show, then come back and click this biz!Adam's Pozible CampaignGo donate! Get us back on the air!The Departed Facebook pageShare that shit!Download!The Rant Theory Podcast rises - Special episodeFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

OH SHIT! PAX MAAAAHFUCKER!! Come and listen as everyday of PAX we hustle. Join all NINE of us as we go all gooey over the wonder that is Penny Arcade expo in this very special edition Rant Theory CROSS Your Nerd is showing paxcast.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory X YNS Paxcast 2013Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

Get up, find fossils. On the way look for the money rock. Take fossils to museum. Go to nooks, buy new fortune cookies. Go to other shops and buy other bullshit. Taker bullshit home. Harvest fruit or go to the island for bugs.Question every decision you have made in your life.This week we talk all about Animal Crossing new leaf! Also, other things 3DS related! And no fights.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #78  Make Them BellsFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

IT'S TOO FUCKING EASY OK. I'M NOT DOING IT OK. You can just put in your own console names in the blank spots provided.EMOTHERFUCKING3. We finally get to talk about it. Thank god. The balls could not be bluer and you can tell! Some good old fashioned conflict included! Sweet!DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #77  E3 2013 SpectacularFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

FLAP FLAP FLAP. Like the cabbage moths of gaming, here comes Rant Theory Podcast #76 flying directly into your face, then directly into a window where we sit for about 3 days, THEN DIE. (For in-joke reference, listen to the latest YNS cast)We flit like a monarch from The Swapper to Gunpoint, then from Thomas was Alone to Dust: An Elysian Tail. FLAP FLAP FLAP.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #76 Float like a butterfly, sting like a podcastFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

NEW XBOX! WOOOOooo....ooo....Ooooohh. Awww. Ok bit of a preface here. We all have our negative nellies on for this one, so strap yourselves in for some sourpusses as we talk all about the little we know about the Xbox One. Today, tomorrow, yesterday, for the future, together and apart. Marketing.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #75 XBOX ONE Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

YO, I need some pelagicite ore like a mother fuck yo! This armor aint doin shit for me, Rathian up in my shit, making me look THE FOOL. THESE NULBERRIES AINT CUTTIN IT NO MORE.Ahh, the baffling waffle of people in way too fucking deep. This week the rash that is Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate spreads from your Nathan to your Adam and Omo areas. This results in a conversation that can only be described as MAD NERDY.We also touch on Luigi's Mansion. With reluctance.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #74 MONSTER F___ING HUNTERFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

AND GOD DID SAY TO US: Maketh a podcast out of this twig and these berries. And we did rejoice, until we realised, it looked a bit like a dick. AND LO, GOD DID LOL AT OUR FOLLIES and yay, we were smoten.SPOIL'D! You asked for it! Monster Hunter on the 3DS, SPOILED! Oh right. Also Bioshock Infinite.In fact, this podcast contains INFINITE SPOILERS. Like, all of them. The whole thing. But not til like an hour in...so fair fucking warning.Download!Rant Theory Podcast #73 Bioshock Infinite SPOILD and othersFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

SAM SATTY! Wooo! Finally we get to sink our teeth into the retail copy of the internet's most recent whipping boy, Simcity.LOGGING IN JOKE! HAHA! Fucking certified humourologist over here!We also take a quick geez at the realtime tessellations of Crysis 3 and a passing glance Tomb Raider, which lasts slightly too long and we get busted and feel super guilty about it.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #72: SimCastFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

Rant Theory #71, now with 76 giggaflaps of ddrveeram. It will be able to stream, from the cloud, you hopes and dreams and will be able to play, literally, all the graphics in the world. *COUGH aspirational COUGH*In this cast we talk about the Playstation 4, the Simcity beta, The Room and a stack of other shit. Just the shit though, we barely reference the stack at all.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #71: THE FEWCHAAAFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

Like a magical journey into another world, Rant Theory Podcast is back. We are the boy's who will save the world.In this episode we get down with Ni no Kuni, free to play wunderkind Warframe and even a little bit of 2012 with Infamous.Just letting the faithful know, our release schedule from now on will be, podcast one week, video the next.If you haven't already go check out our YouTube stuff! Rant Theory PresentsDownload!Rant Theory Podcast #70 Ni No War FartsFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes and flying directly up your left trouser leg, the Rant Theory Podcast is back! And what a cast to return on! The Goatsy of the year! Listen in and hear what we have to say about the year that was. Last year. 2012.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory podcast Goatsy of the Year 2012WINNERS!Hey want to know if you won our Cards Against Humanity comp?Head over to our new forum to find out! The results will be up soon!Rant Theory forums!Or check out our mint new youtube content!Rant Theory PresentsFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunesThanks for bearing with us too folks, we appreciate your patience and support!

Hey remember when we used to talk about Nintendo stuff ? Yeah me neither. Mainly because it's dumb and for children. Well this time, we make up for it, BY TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WII U.Not really. We did have a good crack at one though and here's our impressions. In podcast form. Also some other shit. GET!Download!Rant Theory Podcast #69 Wine 'Em, Dine 'em Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunesCompetition is over! Thanks for your entries! Results soon!

Hello? Is can you hear us? Is this thing on? That sound you can hear is the sound of a Telstra exchange being burned down. Now listen to this podcast recorded in the midst of NO INTERNET. THE HORROR. Also no landlines. But who gives a fuck about that. All those telemarketers must think I'm DEAD.In this one we talk about Assassin's Creed 3....again. Walking dead....probably and a bunch of other cool cool shit. Probably. OH AND DUBSTEP. I wrote it. Well. My iPad did.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #68 TelstrapocalypseFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunes

WE ARE ALL THE BEST OF FRIENDS! That call each other obscene things a lot. That's normal. It is. More Assassins Creed, Jay Z Balls (NBA 2K13) and some other kooky horseshit. Like Pete Molyneux's kooky 'Confusion'. Or...."inception'......'Frustracity"? WHATEVER, JUS LISSEN.PS Listen all the way til the end. HOLY FUCK.DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #67 My 3 Podcast FriendsFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunesOur contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon!Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

THIS SHIT BE EVIL. This episode is BRIMMING with Satan. It runs for exactly 66 minutes and 6 seconds. Not really. At all. Not even any evil games. Assassins Creed 3 and Need for Speed: Most Wanted? Cars are evil? Killing the planet? Fuck. I don't know.PS Stay tuned for some A grade dumb at the end. It's like a little window into our process. That you wished you never looked into.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Podcast #66: The podcast of the beastFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunesOur contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon!Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

WE LOVE YOUUUUUU! Not you. Ok....you're alright. You have a weird hair style. You shouldn't be eating that anymore. Seriously man. FUCK.Despite your many tragic problems though, WE WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR WONDERFUL QUESTIONS! What a deal! What a wondrous deal! You can't go wrong really.We tackle some SERIOUS SHIT in this cast. For real yo. It gets real. Really.DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Minicast: Discussin by demandFeed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe!Rate!iTunesKeep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming!Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!