So To Speak W/ Jared Howe

Shocking new revelations are in that Donald Trump tried to commandeer his own Presidential limo at gunpoint so that he could drive to the January 6th Insurrection to Overthrow The Totally Legit Election of Joe Biden®™ and personally command squadrons of Proud Boy and Oathkeeper insurrectionists who were reportedly "standing back and standing by." After throwing his driver from the speeding limo, he was seen picking up a man with a moon-shaped head en route to the Insurrection®™. He was reportedly heard saying, "Get in faggot, we've got a steal to stop!" I don't know about you, but knowing all of this sure does make me feel a whole lot better about having runaway inflation and open borders! This is EPISODE 900 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!