Billow Waggle Dangle

BWD #48: Esteemed All-Father and local shaman Craig Hanson (PLAY EPISODE) Esteemed all-father and local shaman Craig Hanson and I talk about: The unsettling ambiguity of dating and picking up girls in bars, as well as Craig’s online dating success story (he married her!) The pros and cons of having kids. Pros: They might be the next Bill Gates? Cons: They might probably be shitty. Finding porn in the woods How awful the South is Kissing dudes, and eating bugs Ian’s desire to be killed by a falling grand piano We also answer three of our listeners’ questions: Charles Hickey: If you had to choose one, would it be long and thin or short and thick? Matthew Wilson: You’re going to the moon for a year and can only bring one personal object. What do you bring? Luke Walker: If you were a mad geneticist and could alter the DNA of your child with one animal trait knowing that the child would have to attend public schools with whatever freakishness resulted, within the laws of physics and the na