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[This is an updated version of this episode to include a Content Warning for talk of suicide, date rape, eating disorders, and abusive relationships] We love musicals. It's a fact of life. In what is now an annual tradition, Riverdale will have a musical episodes as the teens of Riverdale High put on Heathers: The Musical in the upcoming Chapter 51: Big Fun, airing March 20th. In this bonus episode we talk about the 1989 film, the 2014 musical, every song in the musical, the new songs added in 2018, Kevin's cast list, what shows the teens could do next time, and assign audition songs to characters that didn't get the treatment last time. It's exhaustive, y'all.