Comic-ologist

Happy New Year! In today's episode I rant about my recent experience with a girl that squirts during sex like a broken fire hydrant, and how she ruined my bed sheets and rug. Later... I prattle about dating, failing to communicate my needs to others, and being stocked and harrassed by an inbred goblin. I also share my new years resolutions with you guys, the first being, to be more assertive and to stop letting others decide how I live my life.