Something Planet

Eric Readinger and John J Murray are back in the deep end of the weird, and this one spirals fast.We kick things off with the Vril Dossier—a rabbit hole involving secret energy, shadowy elites, and the ongoing internet obsession with why powerful people keep showing up in public with unexplained black eyes. Coincidence? Secret societies? Underground fight club for billionaires? We investigate with the level of professionalism you’ve come to expect (none).Then we take to the skies with stories of winged humanoids—terrifying, human-shaped creatures spotted around the world that definitely aren’t birds, bats, or anything science feels comfortable explaining. Are these cryptids, interdimensional beings, or just something that really wants you to stop going outside at night?And finally, we break down the absolute chaos of the Miami Bayside Mall Incident of 2024—the viral story involving police swarms, internet rumors of shadowy creatures, and a whole lot of “nothing to see here” energy that only makes it feel more