Choose Your Own Matt-venture!

Looks like Matt's back at it again with questionable content... First, he attempts to figure out what's going on to all his dumb friends. Then, buys a toy or something... We're not really sure. Read them both here: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/a-game-of-life-and-death http://chooseyourstory.com/story/MOOTHA-RUSSIA~21~21~21~21