Dr C Robert Jones Situation Report: Bowe Berghdahl, Obama's Kind Of Fighting Man

An earnest academic, writing on the website Patheos, recently made the case against Santa Claus. Saint Nick is a multicultural nightmare: "A person shouldn't have to pander to a white man -- sit on his lap and beg, even! -- to enjoy the good life. ... If Santa were a refugee, or a woman of color, or even a plant or animal, I could probably get on board."