Simon Mayo's Confessions

John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or a Brother’; you’ll need a strong stomach to make it through Jules’ confession ‘There’s a Girl Works Down My Chip Shop Swears She’s Squeamish’; and there’s also Jilly’s kung-fu confession ‘Jilly Don’t Be Aikido’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive overzealous zookeeper Ed’s ‘Crocodile Shock’ and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.