Holsworthy Mark Show

Captain Crowther has five of his crew replaced at short notice before a new cruise voyage begins. Not only does he get the five most incompetent crew men ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer is the cruise ship and after this voyage, Crowther hopes to get a job as captain on a transatlantic ship, promising the cruise crew members their jobs will be safe under the new captain. Setting off from England, the Happy Wanderer calls at unnamed ports in Spain, Italy and North Africa before heading home. Single ladies Gladys and Flo take the cruise, Flo hoping to find a husband. Bridget is her usual dotty and entertaining self, and one unnamed passenger never disembarks but always goes straight to the bar to drink, to forget an unidentified woman. The crew and passengers settle in as the ship leaves port and head chef Wilfred Haines discovers he gets easily seasick. Mario Fabrizi makes a quick appearance as one of the cooks under Haines. Ed D