Free Beer And Hot Wings: Free Clip Of The Day

There's a reason the phrase "You know what happens when you assume..." ends with "you make an a** out of U and ME" and it's because those assumptions are often wrong. From assuming you're stupid to people like Josh who think his "stupid voice" means he's not from Canada, we're diving in and revealing the wrong assumptions people have made about us and our friends! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a reason the phrase "You know what happens when you assume..." ends with "you make an a** out of U and ME" and it's because those assumptions are often wrong. From assuming you're stupid to people like Josh who think his "stupid voice" means he's not from Canada, we're diving in and revealing the wrong assumptions people have made about us and our friends! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Four L.A. scammers tried to pull off the BEAR-minimum effort insurance fraud by literally dressing up in a bear costume to fake car damage. However, insurance companies enlisted the help of wildlife officials and found the only thing they really mauled was their credibility. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups, but this time we added lip separators! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups, but this time we added lip separators! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This guy’s girlfriend went from jealous to full crime scene investigator now expecting to regularly sniff his crotch to check for "sex smells" to prove he's cheating. The firs time he thought he was getting lucky but it turned out to just be a genital interrogation. He’s begging Reddit to confirm he’s not crazy so we offered our expert insight like putting some cinnamon down there, wrapping his junk in plastic wrap and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who knew the average adult is basically a grudge collector? According to Trustpilot, folks around the world hoard about seven grudges each. From crappy exes to poor customer service, nearly a third have held onto them so long they don’t even remember why. Kelly and Mait are confident in their grudge-holding and the guys are slowly coming around. What's your longest grudge? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who knew the average adult is basically a grudge collector? According to Trustpilot, folks around the world hoard about seven grudges each. From crappy exes to poor customer service, nearly a third have held onto them so long they don’t even remember why. Kelly and Mait are confident in their grudge-holding and the guys are slowly coming around. What's your longest grudge? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out some habits you have that you THINK aren't hurting anything or anyone might be stealthily plotting your demise. U/NoorAliyah on Reddit stirred the pot by asking what little everyday routines might actually wreck your life over time. The responses there were pretty good. The responses from us and our listeners? Certified platinum. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out some habits you have that you THINK aren't hurting anything or anyone might be stealthily plotting your demise. U/NoorAliyah on Reddit stirred the pot by asking what little everyday routines might actually wreck your life over time. The responses there were pretty good. The responses from us and our listeners? Certified platinum. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There have been plenty of times where comedians stop by local news stations, but few absolutely kill like this one did! Meet Erica Rhodes who, seconds into her interview on WGN Morning News, had anchors Dan and Robin in stitches. It reminded us of a time Mark Normand did something similar at a Cleveland news station! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maitlynn was really feeling the vibes (or the booze) of her "White Trash Bash" weekend and sort of unlocked a new character to do stupid bits as. Meet Rhonda the Dive Bar Star (DBS). She's got a raspy smoker's voice, a thick accent and a vendetta against her high school rival, Stacy Carmichael. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bunch of kids built a rogue tree fort called Fort Dingleberry on public land in Durham, CT! Complete with trails, stumps, and signs, it's a dream fort for anyone who never could have a treehouse. Unfortunately, officials tore it down, but now the community’s upset, mourning their tiny outlaw clubhouse like it was a national treasure. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In one of our favorite games, 5 Second Rule, Free Beer either reads a topic from a card or we ask listeners for topics like "Name Three Things You Hate" and we, or listeners, have five seconds to get it done. Can't make it happen? The mummy will get you! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The NHL yelled “release the Kraken” but all this bear in Alaska heard was “skulls be crackin'” as it decided to charge at members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing. Of course, the team members are used to having quick reaction times and were able to get out of the bear’s way pretty quickly but Buoy the sea-troll mascot had quite a bit slowing him down. Between all that bright blue fur fishing gear and more, Buoy had to slowly escape as a curious grizzly bear crashed the video shoot and began charging through the shallow river. Luckily, nobody and no bears were harmed in this, but we probably won’t be catching Buoy deep in the heart of bear country anymore. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've talked before about professions most likely to cheat, ones you judge the most, etc. but what about the ones that just simply attract the biggest A-holes? No, not everyone with these jobs suck, but if someone does...they're more likely to have them. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While some of these tips could still be adapted to put to use today, but some of them are as dated as you'd think. We added some of our own and narrowed it down to how women should always smell like virgins. What does that mean? It'll make sense later. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From pancakes to waffles to cold, leftover slices of pizza from hotel hallways, Pat Murphy is always ready for some in-game snacking for himself and even occasionally offers some of his “pocket pancake” to sideline reporters like it’s totally normal. In case you’re worried about the long-term damage the pizza may do to his pant pockets, have no fear, Murphy says “just wash ’em.” For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.