Scarers Anonymous



I've been a Scare Actor since 2002. Once the mask comes off, I'm a pretty average guy who doesn't fit the stereotype of somebody who enjoys splattering fake blood all over myself and giving people nightmares, but over the last couple decades, I have met many interesting people and have heard and told so many great stories all related to scaring. This podcast was created to relay those stories on to fellow scare actors, fans of haunted attractions, or anybody that just wants a good laugh at someone elses expense.Rated PG-13 because we talk about weird stuff. But you'll never hear the F-Word, because I think it's funny to beep it out.


  • Season 2: Episode 8: "A Very Strange Group of People" with 10 Scare Actors

    27/02/2020 Duración: 01h49min

    On this very differently formatted episode, join Andy and his 9 guests (Sarah Daugherty, David Campbell, Niki P, Eric Howerter, Darian Dierberger, Brock Ambroz, Erik Salinas, Mike Patestas and John Healy) as we have a completely unscripted free-for-all discussion where we talk about our time scaring together at the farm. Some specific topics include:-Meat toboggans-Mike's incorrect usage of the term "gangbang"-Injuries we've had while scaring-Funny customer stories-Annoying customer stories-The time we went to Ramos Pizza after work and two of our guys stayed in costume and scared people who were just trying to eat their pizza in peace...and many more.

  • Season 2: Episode 7: "He's More Cyborg Than You Are" with Shaun Brookhyser

    07/01/2020 Duración: 01h49min

    On this episode, my guest is Shaun Brookhyser who is a former Knott's Scary Farm monster and long time friend of Andy's. Also joining us is Mike Pero. On this episode, we discuss scaring and other topics such as:-Why we hated Shaun at first-Drunk Shaun stories-The last time Shaun was on a podcast-Roller coaster nerds-Our former obsession with dumpsters-The time Shaun cut a mullet for the grand opening of a new roller coaster-Gay zombies-A really disgusting fake video game-Shaun's ideal funeral-Really old chicken wings-Why Andy is to blame for the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad accident...and many more!

  • Season 2: Episode 6: "Our Most Family Friendly Episode Yet" with Josh Schaefer, co-owner of Roca Berry Farm

    27/12/2019 Duración: 01h02min

    Josh Schaefer, one of the co-owners of Roca Berry Farm joins me on this episode. Also joining us are Mike Patestas and Eric Howerter, who also work at the farm. We talk about the 40+ year history of Roca Berry Farm as well as some behind the scenes things you may have always wondered. We also talk about other topics such as:-When Josh hiked to Mount Everest Base Camp in the middle of winter-Some upcoming changes coming to Roca Scary Farm-What their Lost and Found bin looks like at the end of the season-What Burger King looks like in India-Mike's totally legitimate theory as to why he believes the cure to diabetes is out there-How we would each spend $100 million dollarsAnd many more...

  • Season 2: Episode 4: "Now It's My Turn" with Andy Moore aka Uncle Varner

    21/11/2019 Duración: 01h52min

    On this episode, Paul Bilson slaps the microphone out of Andy's hand and takes over as host so he can interview the normal host of the show, Andy Moore. Also joining us is Andy's wife, Caitlin, his son John, and his two brothers Kevin and Jeffrey. Listen to us discuss topics such as:-Why Andy hates recycling-What irrational fears Andy has-Why Paul likes to keep his shoes on when he takes off his pants-How being traumatized as a kid (slight exaggeration) led to Andy's "career" as a scare actor-What it's like to be a "Haunt Widow", by Andy's wife-Why scare acting is the perfect job for an introvertAnd many more...

  • Season 2: Episode 3: "4 Moores and a Bilson" with Kevin, Jeffrey and Ryan Moore and Paul Bilson

    07/11/2019 Duración: 02h50min

    DISCLAIMER: Don't listen to this episode. I literally considered never publishing this because it's so stupid. It's full of nonsense, inside jokes, drunkenness and all kinds of other stupidity that nobody should listen to. If you do decide to listen, prepare to lose brain cells. You've been warned...On this episode, my guests are my two brothers Kevin and Jeffrey Moore, my cousin Ryan Moore and my friend Paul Bilson. This was recorded late at night after the final night of Midsummer Scream 2019. Some of us were drunk, most of us were stupid, and all of us were tired. Some of the topics we discuss are:-Midsummer Scream-Knott's Scary Farm-Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights-Roca Scary Farm-The time Jeffrey scooped our dad on Christmas morning-The scary cyclops lady that lived behind our childhood house-The time Andy grew a mullet so he could take glamour shots at Walmart-The time Ryan left his dad a voicemail saying he got into a car accident and died-The time Paul and Andy almost

  • Season 2: Episode 2: Voice Actor Kevin Horton

    10/10/2019 Duración: 01h20min

    Professional voice actor Kevin Horton joins us on this episode along with Jeffrey Moore. Kevin has done voice work for many haunted attractions as well as Midsummer Scream, Darkest Radio and Eddsworld The Movie. Some of the topics we discuss on this episode are:-Some of the voice work Kevin has done at Knott's Scary Farm and Roca Scary Farm-Midsummer Scream VS Transworld's Halloween & Attractions Show-Kevin's gig as the main announcer in the Grand Ballroom at Midsummer Scream-Horror movies that we're afraid of-The humane side of us "scary haunted attraction weirdos"-The time Kevin said the F Word and kind of liked it-Kevin explains what a payphone was-The time Andy scared Kevin at Knott's Scary Farm 15 years ago-Kevin's Voice Arts Awards nomination-The time Kevin got over his fear of Linda Blair-The time Kevin asked a monster to scare his friend-The time Kevin talked to Jack Wagner at Disneyland-The time Andy probably pissed off a lot of Haunt monsters at Knott&apos

  • Season 2: Episode 1: Matthew "Milk" Lindblad

    25/09/2019 Duración: 01h31min

    "Milk" spent 10 seasons as a monster at Knott's Scary Farm and worked in a variety of mazes as well as spent a few years on the streets of Boardwalk and Ghost Town. He also currently works for Knott's Scary Farm in their Haunt video department. Listen to us discuss many topics such as:-The best scare experience he's ever had-The many times he almost got fired at Knott's Scary Farm-That other time...-His obsession with wheelchairs-How he got nicknamed "Milk"-The feeling of being a monster at Haunt during "Rope Drop"-The worst scare experience he's ever had-His time working for Disney-And many othersAlso joined by Jeffrey Moore and hosted by Andy Moore

  • Episode 5: "We Recorded This In a Barn" with Sarah Daugherty, Brock Ambroz and Darian Dierberger

    06/06/2019 Duración: 57min

    This episode was recorded on location at Roca Berry Farm in their incredible Pioneer Event Barn. My guests are all Roca Scary Farm veterans: Sarah Daugherty, Brock Ambroz and Darian Dierberger. On this episode we talk about many topics including:-Scaring people with live snakes-Injuries we've sustained while scaring-The times we've made grown men cry-Stupid things we've been dared to do-How amazing Transworld (aka Halloween and Attractions Show) is-Crazy security stories from the farm-The time Brock microwaved a dead dove and ate it-Ideas to create a home haunt on a low budget-Weird food combinations-The time Darian ate wet cat food...and many more.This is the season finale of Season 1 of Scarers Anonymous. We'll be back in a few months with more brand new episodes!-

  • Episode 4 (Part 3 of 3): "Mike is Weave Thief" with Mike Pero

    23/05/2019 Duración: 58min

    This is Part 3 of 3 of Episode 4 with Mike Pero. We are also joined by Jeffrey Moore and Paul Bilson. We continue talking about Mike's time working at Knott's Scary Farm and also many other topics such as:-The cutting of butts-Making fun of people while scaring-The time Mike complimented Alex's butt-Andy's love for insulting people by calling them "Bieber"-The time Mike stole someone's weave-The Luke Skywalker Twins-The time a guest tried to kidnap a little person-Sliding-A terrible pervy video game from the 90's-The time Mike's dad was thinkin' about getting passes-The time Mike's uncle jumped out of the Skyway at Disneyland-Michael Jackson and the Elephant Man's bones-The bus accident story...and many more!

  • Episode 4 (Part 2 of 3): "Mike is a Doink" with Mike Pero

    10/05/2019 Duración: 01h06min

    This is Part 2 of 3 of Episode 4 with Mike Pero. We are also joined by Jeffrey Moore, Paul Bilson and Shaun Brookhyser. We continue talking about Mike's time working at Knott's Scary Farm and also many other topics such as:-Mike's love of ruining other people's on-ride photos on Splash Mountain-How we wish Disneyland Texas was a thing-The time Mike threw a live roach in a girl's hair-Poop shenanigans-The time Paul grabbed a meat girl-The time when CS Streets monsters hated Andy-Scion Night at Knott's Scary Farm-How people get their Haunt Names-A Peacock Bitch-How crappy the Dark Realm at Knott's Scary Farm was-The time nobody would lick Paul's poo-The time Mike and his running partner made friends with a gang-Why Paul is Gentle-We give Jeff a Haunt name he doesn't want-Paul tells us what kind of tastes like roast beef...and many more!

  • Episode 4 (Part 1 of 3): "Mike is a Jackass" with Mike Pero

    30/04/2019 Duración: 01h04min

    On this episode, my guest is Mike Pero, who I've been friends with for close to 20 years.  Mike has scared at Knott's Scary Farm for 14 years and we talk about many of his outrageous stories from there. We are also joined by my brother Jeffrey Moore, and my other two longtime friends Paul Bilson and Shaun Brookhyser. Other topics we discuss are:-Why Mike didn't go to Nipsey Hustle's funeral-Weird people who work at haunted attractions-The time Mike scared Collin-The time Mike got turned into a clown-The time Paul got called a hoe-The time Mike and Shaun literally almost died on a ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain-The time Shaun almost killed a small child on a kids teacup ride-Andy tries to talk with a Cheeto in his mouth-Biscuit races on the Log Ride-We eat disgusting Mexican candy-The time Shaun flipped off the Luke Skywalker Twins-When Mike was a hoarder in Necropolis-The time Mike told an old man to die ...and many more!

  • Episode 3 "Uride Is Here" with Jeffrey Moore

    19/04/2019 Duración: 52min

    On this episode, my guest is my younger brother Jeffrey Moore. Jeff has previously worked at Knott's Scary Farm and has designed home haunts every year for the past 10+ years. He's also an entertainment producer and we'll be discussing his feature film that will be premiering soon. Also on this episode, my co-host is Paul Bilson who was my guest on the last episode. This episode features a call to a very pissed-off Tony Clifton, some mishaps that Jeff has faced while producing movies, and of course stories about scaring people.

  • Episode 2 (Part 1 of 2): "Nothing is Scarier Than a Mullet" with Paul Bilson

    04/04/2019 Duración: 01h12min

    On this episode, my guest is Paul Bilson who is a former Knott's Scary Farm monster. In his 10 years at Knott's, he scared in a variety of different places including Red Beard's Revenge and Boardwalk Streets aka Carnevil. We talk about annoying guests, some of our best scares, Paul's love for pooping in planters and how his time at Knott's Scary Farm abruptly came to an end (spoiler alert: it wasn't because he pooped in a planter). This is part one of a two part episode-the second part will be uploaded shortly...

  • Episode 2 (Part 2 of 2): "Holy Crap, We're Still Talking" with Paul Bilson

    04/04/2019 Duración: 01h23min

    On this second part of Episode 2, we shift gears from scaring onto some of the shenanigans we've gotten ourselves into over the past 20+ years. We prank call some horror film icons, talk about my 21st birthday celebration, discuss all the mullets we've had, talk about how we almost got my cousin arrested, and relive the night Paul almost got his head taken off by a gas station attendant.

  • Episode 1: "The Practice Episode" with Mike Patestas and Eric Howerter

    20/03/2019 Duración: 01h15min

    This episode includes Mike Patestas and Eric Howerter, both who are scare actors and haunt designers/builders at Roca Scary Farm. Some of the things we talk about include:-The time Mike poked a scare actor in the eye-The time Andy got headbutted in the face-The time Eric played with stinging nettle-Andy's obsession with The Little Mermaid-Mike's misuse of the word "gangbang"-Eric sitting on a random farmer's lap-Roller coaster nerds-Things customers do that annoy us-Sharts...and many more*Note: This is the first time any of us have done a podcast. There are some minor audio issues and some points that could be slightly more interesting. This was a learning experience for us, so the next episode will sound cleaner and be much more interesting. So if you don't like this episode, please give us another chance!*

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