Mixed Review

During our discussion of Roger Donaldson's Cocktail, we take a stroll through Reagan's America, where hair is big, Tom Cruise is sexy, and bartenders spend 20 minutes pouring you a drink.

The gang gets maternal while discussing Darren Aronofsky's controversial guess-the-metaphor game, mother!, starring Michelle Pfeiffer and some other people, probably.

Corbin pitches a Peter Pan Cinematic Universe, Silas laments his lost childhood, and Kevin recasts Chevy Chase as the titular character of Steven Spielberg's Hook.

Is it softcore or is it New Hollywood? With throwback drinks in tow, we pore over every quivering inch of Roger Vadim's 1971 flop Pretty Maids All in a Row.

We collectively ingest four bottles of sparkling wine and get real chatty about Cruel Intentions, a black comedy for 90s teenz from the director of Furry Vengeance.

To avoid talking about Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!, we discuss snuff films, hobo fights, and our recent trip to a video rental shop.

Join us for a cold and calculated evening as we discuss Society, Man: The Movie, more commonly known as David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis.

William drinks his weight in Kahlua and Silas refuses to believe as we discuss Mark Pellington's 2002 film, The Mothman Prophecies.

We have to disable our nerd alert to talk about David Lynch’s 1984 sci-fi headscratcher Dune, starring Kyle Maclachlan as Jihad Jesus.

We go underneath the covers with Across the Universe, Julie Taymor's 2007 jukebox musical featuring the songs of the Kinks.

Everyone chooses sides as William stages a shouting match and Corbin mysteriously disappears during our alien autopsy of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus.

On an especially spirited episode, we find it impossible to accurately summarize John McTiernan’s The Thomas Crown Affair, a sex movie for grandmas.

Our discussion of Teen Wolf gets hairy as Silas insists on describing Marty McFly’s red rocket, William finds it necessary to spend 30 minutes on Boof talk, and Corbin offers controversial rewrites.

This week, we sit down wearing beards and sunglasses to mumble about I’m Still Here, a documentary/mockumentary about celebrity culture, cocaine, and penises.

Join us as we wander into the Outback and discuss Mad Max: Welcome to Thunderdome, Mad Max: Morrow-Morrow Land, and Road Warrior II: Beyond Thunderdome with special guests: Our Fans.

We drink a nasty beer cocktail as Silas describes bovine afterbirth in detail, William namedrops both Roddy McDowall and Anthony Perkins for some reason, and Kevin gushes over Jonathan Glazer's 2004 movie Birth starring Nicole Kidman.

In this surprisingly topical episode, we dissect Paul Verhoeven's 2000 sci-fi hit Hollow Man, starring Kevin Bacon's bacon, an invisible ape, and a whole lot of distasteful violence. Paging Johnny Depp!

In what could be considered our very own Ishtar, Silas flashes his boob, Kevin breaks down a scene from Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, and we cast Crispin Glover and Tom Cruise in Elaine May's box-office disaster, Ishtar.

On this episode, we go deep undercover to hunt for meaning inside William Friedkin’s controversial Cruising.

As radiators pop and hiss around us, we take a few moments to discuss The Family Man, a mostly-forgotten Christmasploitation movie starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni.