Sex Archie

Riverdale has a reputation for wild swings and unpredictability. Anything can happen. After recapping every episode we give our best guesses to what will happen next. If our predictions are actually accurate, does that mean Riverdale is more consistent with better follow-through than most people will admit? Or are we just that good? (It's both) Join us for Gextra Life 2018! A 24-hour dive into the media dimension benefitting Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint, MI. Watch the stream at https://www.twitch.tv/chipcheezum Learn more and donate at https://Gextra.Life

This episode covers issues 36 and 37 of Life With Archie by Paul Kupperberg, Art by Pat Kennedy, Tim Kennedy, and Fernando Ruiz Years before the teens of Riverdale dealt with adult situations on TV, they dealt with them as, well, adults on the page. Life With Archie ended with a bang as Archie bled out on the waxed Chok-Lit Shoppe floor, and we're here to tell you all about it. Then, we conclude our reading of All the Snakes of the Forest. Is this a step toward the CW's Riverdale, or a condemnation of it? How would you end a story designed to never have one? How hard is it to say your wife's name?

Riverdale may be the first live-action Archie series on TV, but it wasn't the first attempt. Well, neither is the one we're talking about, but it's the oldest one we could find. This mid-60s attempt at adaptation was actually pretty good for its time (if you're into that sort of thing). Should Weatherbee be one of Fred's patients? Is lying contagious? Who stole Jughead's identity and where did they hide the body? Check out Final Bid on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1552912590/final-bid-the-cinematic-auction-game

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 35: Brave New World by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson The finale is here! After the tension breaks, the teens are left to pick up the pieces. Attorney McCoy corners a specific market. Hal has company. Hiram finally makes friends. Also features the second chapter of All the Snakes of the Forest! http://chipandironicus.com/videos/mgsv/index.html https://blastropodcast.com/episodes-1/

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 34: Judgement Night (or Judgement Day, or The Killing of a Sacred Deer) by Shepard Boucher; directed by Cherie Nowlan Little Red Riding Hood defeats the wolf. The walking dead return. The saint is sacrificed for the snakes.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt by Yolanda E Lawrence; directed by Gregory Smith The tension train is barreling through Riverdale; a steady build that will only end when the boiler explodes. Veronica goes recruiting. Betty takes on a new mystery apprentice. Archie loses control of his creation. Meanwhile, isn't there supposed to be an election happening?

Our annual trip to our local comic (and etc.) convention was a great time, and we'd like to share it with you! Here's what we saw, did, and bought at 2018's Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo. Below are links to just about everything we mention: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/tom-king/4040-49258/ Cook https://katiecandrawblog.wordpress.com/ http://oneshotpodcast.com/ Guardians of the Galaxy Panel, with Dave Bautista and Sean Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBBEvXglXY http://thetwelvecolors.com/ http://www.lindsayishihiro.ca/ Travis McElroy and Friends: https://youtu.be/vqcSbB36rWY http://mcelroyshows.com/ https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders https://www.annewheaton.com/ http://hellofromthemagictavern.com/ https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/39805744-the-lost-path http://www.quirkbooks.com/book/knights-club-bands-bravery https://shop.boom-studios.com/series/detail/610/jim-henson-power-of-dark-crystal https://www.dccomics.com/graphic-novels/jack-kirbys-mister-miracle https://imagecomics.com/comics/seri

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 32: Prisoners by Cristine Chambers; directed by Jennifer Phang Cheryl agitates for police abolition as our heroes kidnap their enemies. Plural! Unknown to one another! One of them dies! I love small town living.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 31: A Night to Remember by Arabella Anderson & Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Jason Stone Do Me a Favor and Open Your Heart to the musical episode. The Destruction was A Night We'll Never Forget, Once You See Unsuspecting Hearts. I Remember How Those Boys Could Dance, And Eve Was Weak. Carrie, You Shine. Why Not Me In Evening Prayers? Epilogue: Unsuspecting Hearts - Reprise

Let us help ease the wait in this last break by bringing back some old segments! First, we give Archie's original appearance the Digest the Digest treatment. Then, we look at Midge's shift from Page to Screen. We finish with another fanfic about what adventure Polly might have found in Thornhill.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Alexis Ostrander Nana Rose and young love will not die. Archie's loyalty and arm will not bend. Alice's house and eyebrows will not fall.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 29: Primary Colors by James DeWille; directed by Sherwin Shilati Veronica runs for office. Archie runs his mouth. Cheryl runs for cover.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 28: There Will be Blood by Aaron Allen, directed by Mark Piznarski Everyone references their favorite Robert Redford movies as it's time to pick a new mayor. Meanwhile, the Blossom fortune is divided and the Lodges' secret comes out.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 27: The Hills Have eyes; by Ross Maxwell, directed by David Katzenberg Our heroes test their unbreakable bonds on a remote retreat, the rest of the teens discover that life goes on without them. Was Cheryl's bombshell a dud? Is anyone telling Kevin the truth? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEW MOVIE "LOVE, SIMON"!?

With Riverdale's February break nearly over, we look ahead to the most anticipated event in television history: Riverdale High's production of Carrie: The Musical! We break down the casting notice and cast bios, then discuss what we think each kid used for their audition pieces. Just, let us be theater nerds, okay? We don't get all up in your business about whatever your thing is.

Apologies to Delia Derbyshire

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart by Michael Grassi; Directed by Julie Plec Archie makes a choice. Mayor McCoy clears her schedule. Spring cleaning comes early to the Cooper home. The next episode of Riverdale airs on March 7, but we're planning to release two special episodes over the break!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rachel Talalay Archie is a dedicated young employee, even helping his new boss dispose of some greasy leftovers. Jughead checks on how his patient has been healing. Veronica finds the Lord.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 24: The Wrestler by Greg Murray & Devon Turner; Directed by Gregg Araki Riverdale's neon melodrama cuts close to home with an episode on the legacy of genocide, the destruction of racist monuments, and the appropriation of these struggles. Also, horny teens do goofy shit.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from caster supremacy? Us playing with OneShot on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/217689200 The NeoYear fundraiser for Trans Lifeline! https://secure.actblue.com/donate/neoyear