I Couldn't Help But Podcast

Later that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?  Sex and the City 4x01: The Agony and the Ex-tacy  In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Derek Armstrong back to discuss Debby Ryan, the blasmphemous nature of the show, and the wacky antics of our ladies. Visit Derek's website. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

Later that night I got to think about men, women and relationships. Or more to the point, how women feel men disappoint them in relationships. Then a radical, almost earth-shattering thought popped into my head. What if everything isn't the man's fault? After a certain age and a certain number of relationships, if it still isn't working and the ex's seem to be moving on and we don't, perhaps the problem isn't the last boyfriend, or the one before him or even the one before him. Could it be that the problem isn't them, but horror of horrors, is it us?  Sex and the City 3x18: Cock a Doodle Do!  In this episode, JD and Paige talk about how transphobic this show is, how dumb Carrie is (again), and end the season with a barbeque.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://a

Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! You can buy tickets for The Untamed here: https://goo.gl/suPhUR Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

Hello, Everyone! Paige and Joe go over 50 Things we may or may not know about the series! Keep track and let us know what you knew, what you were surprised to find out, and any interesting facts you may have!  You can view the original article here: https://goo.gl/Ts2jmF  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

While I always ascribed thoughts of karma to the fortune cookie school psychology, I wondered, does a string of bad dates really equal one good one? And will treating someone badly in one relationship ensure that you'll be treated badly in the next? Does everything that goes around really come around? If so, will it come around to bite you in the ass? Is there such a thing as relationship karma? Sex and the City 3x17: What Goes Around Comes Around In this episode, JD and Paige talk about relationship karma, Natasha's ultimate read on Carrie, and Charlotte's boring sex fantasies. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

If you stay single in New York long enough, you’re supposed to get wiser about dating. What men to pick, where to meet them... But what really made any of us experts? Wasn't our single status a neon sign that we couldn't get it right? What if all these years in New York have only made us older, more confused or dead? Are we getting wiser or just older?  Sex and the City 3x16: Frenemies  In this episode, JD and Paige are joined by the lovely Amanda McHenry from Pop Up Apparel to discuss Charlotte's ugly lingerie, Carrie's terrible advice, and Samantha's spin-off series with Claire Anne. Support Amanda McHenry by visiting https://popupapparel.shop  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/.  And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice messag

Sex and the City 3x15: Hot Child in the City In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the show's fascination with hating on Cynthia Nixon, Kat Dennings being a small asshole, and having a KFC fight. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

That night, after hours of stress free pool time, I realized something startling. I was actually starting to like LA. New Yorkers are trained to hate Los Angeles. This is supposed to be the place where intellect is ridiculed and who you date and what you look like is revered. Yet, here we were having the time of our lives. The men were happy, the homes were huge, the bags looked great. Maybe that was enough. The weather moves from west to east. Was it a just matter of time before the truth blew across Manhattan? When it comes to bags, men and cities, is it really what's outside that counts? Sex and the City 3x14: Sex and Another City In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our plastic surgery wants, LA people vs. NY people, and our love for sweetheart actresses. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe D

After I left the meeting I took a wrong turn and somehow found myself right back where I had started: back in New York, back wondering about Big. I had come to LA for a vacation, hoping to get away from Big, Aidan, and most of all myself. But sitting on the fake set, all my old issues felt more real than ever. I couldn't help but wonder, no matter how far you travel or how much you run from it, can you ever really escape your past? Sex and the City 3x13: Escape from New York In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our go-tos at "fancy" restaurants, give a shout-out to our friends' podcasts, and talk about washing your hands after peeing.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast

I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the whole idea was overrated. Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act, a way to absolve yourself by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt. I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends. They confessed, got grounded and failed the class. I never told anyone, and it never mattered. In a relationship, is honesty really the best policy? Sex and the City 3x12: Don't Ask, Don't Tell In this episode, JD and Paige discuss honesty in relationships, Paige's insane knowledge of all tv shows, and Joe's ultimate wedding fantasy.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

Later that night, I got thinking about safe sex. Odd how only when our physical life is at risk. Do we follow certain guidelines to protect ourselves? What about our emotional lives? Wouldn't it be nice if there was a pamphlet to warn us what unsafe behavior might be high risk to ourselves or our relationships? Even if you take precautions and emotionally try to protect yourself, when you crawl in bed with someone, is sex ever safe? Sex and the City 3x11: Running with Scissors,  In this episode, Paige and JD figure out why the girls are friends with Charlotte, accidentally give advice on how to get away with cheating, and discuss at length how stupid the weather has been. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: http

"Is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices that we've become unable to make one? That part of us knows that once you choose something, one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, another option goes away? Are we a generation women who can't choose just one from column 'A'? Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? Can we have it all?"  Sex and the City 3x10: All or Nothing  In this episode, Paige and JD (along with special guest Shivaun Landeros) discuss important topics like what to do when someone tells you they're cheating, how annoying Charlotte and Carrie are, and how incredible Snapchat sex is.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Shivaun Landeros: @OhhShivaun  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a v

Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to how terrible people's lives are from the comfort of your home! If you'd be interested in sending in your bad dates, please email icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @WeSwearOnChanel. Always wear a condom! You can view Joe's commercial here: https://goo.gl/iRCQy7 Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

"It's a pretty common belief that women tempt to use the left, more emotional side of their brain and men the right, more logical side. But is it really that cut and dry? It seems when it comes to affairs of the heart, there's a battle between what we know and what we feel. What do you do when you find yourself in a situation that leaps back and forth between the left and right side? When it comes to relationships, is it smarter to follow your heart or your head?" Sex and the City 3x09: Easy Come, Easy Go In this episode, JD and Paige discuss why Kevin Smith is the new William Shakespeare, the difference between a tragic crier and a victim crier, and different flavors of semen. You're welcome. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in

"That night I couldn't stop thinking about time. Was every second of our lives controlled by fate? Or is life just a series of random occurrences? If I wasn't perpetually ten minutes late, would my life be totally different? Would I never run into Big? Would there ever be a good time to see him? Was Miranda right? Is timing everything?" Sex and the City 3x08: The Big Time In this reconstructed episode, Paige and JD share their fantastical spec script for "Sex and the City 3", discuss perfectly curated music playlists, and namedrop two beautiful women in the first 10 minutes. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

"What happens when the obstacles aren't there? Does that mean there's something missing? Do we need drama to make a relationship work?" Sex and the City 3x07: Drama Queens In this episode, JD and Paige discuss (at length) the proper way to use toilet paper, living with someone who suffers from skid marks, and how people often confuse drama for passion in a relationship. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

“How many men is too many men? Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts? Sex and the City 3x06: Are We Sluts? In this episode, Paige and JD debate working on film and working in theatre, the wild things people say during sex, the irrational fear of getting an STD from public toilets. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, When the hell did dating become so dump-friendly?” Sex and the City 3x05: No Ifs, Ands or Butts In part two of this episode, JD and Paige, along with special guest Jessica Levity, are still just as awesome in part one, discuss Paige's ICONIC break-up at the dance and the weird shit you'll do when you're in Crush World.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

“Later that night, I couldn’t help but wonder, When the hell did dating become so dump-friendly?” Sex and the City 3x05: No Ifs, Ands or Butts In part one of this episode, JD and Paige, along with special guest Jessica Levity, discuss treasured children's novels, which forms of incest are acceptable, and what makes a good kisser. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message

"Was sexual flipping the way of the future?" Sex and the City 3x04: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl... In this episode, JD and Paige discuss the power of drag kings, kissing in the Thunderdome, and how great a commune of bisexual hippies would be.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at icouldnthelpbutpodcast@gmail.com. Leave us an anonymous question at https://weswearonchanel.sarahah.com/. And don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes!  Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/icouldnthelpbutpodcast/message