Small Town Murder

This week, in Walsenburg, Colorado, the whole area panics, when a man is found in front of his house, very bloody, and barely conscious. But his real concern is his wife, who turns out to be dead, in the kitchen. He tells a harrowing story of home invaders, tormenting the couple for multiple days. It seems to be a real mystery, until detectives discover the case of another woman, who seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth. Is it enough to put the killer away?Along the way, we find out that southern Colorado is mine country, that there's only so many times you can go to the bathroom in your pants, and that one missing wife is a problem, two is a major issue!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmu

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This week, in Claymont, Delaware, when a missing man is found, beaten to death, in a ditch, there are some clues, but the case quickly goes cold. Until a tip to detectives unravels a complex plan, involving baseball bats, an intricate scheme, and a man named "Nazi". It turns out to be an absolutely diabolical plot, in a way that no one could have imagined!Along the way, we find out that Delaware doesn't have much of a national identity, that Strat-O-Matic baseball can be a dangerous game, and that you should obviously never trust a man named "Nazi"!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Wondery

This week, in Starke, Florida, a woman tries to help her sister find someone to scare the sister's husband into an easier custody battle. This leads to an ex-Marine, turned mercenary, who advertises his services in a magazine. Of course, the next thing you know, there are affairs, lust, overprotective mothers, multiple murders in different states, true cousin love, and finally, lethal injection. You may need a scoreboard to figure out who wants who dead!Along the way, we find out that Florida has some very strange murders, that being an ex-Marine, doesn't make you an international assassin, and that being in love with your first cousin can lead to being executed!! Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmur

This week, in Earlville, Iowa, problems enter the marriage of a farm couple, leading to cheating, and many hurt feelings. Tensions simmer, under the surface, and this all ends with someone having a large corn rake stuck in their back, and the spouse claiming that it they must have suffered an awful accident. The problem is, the evidence says otherwise. Also, weird behavior, a crazy 911 call, and even crazier internet searches lead to a conviction... but will it stand??Along the way, we find out that there isn't a lot of "rockin'" in this area, that no matter what your problems may be, the hogs still need to be fed, and that you can't accidentally fall on a corn rake, more than once!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagra

This week, in Hilo, Hawaii, a young woman, who has dreamed of Hawaii her entire life, moves to the big island, with tragic results. A simple Christmas Eve bike ride, along a scenic ocean road, ends in finding one shoe, a twisted hunk of metal, and a a clump of blond hair. This all leads to a horrific discovery, followed by several years of police ineptitude. Finally, three people are convicted. But did they actually do it, or is there a monster, still wandering the streets?Along the way, we find out that you can pull some aloha out of your pocket, that you never want to need an ambulance in Hawaii, and that three convictions don't actually mean that anyone is guilty!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownm

This week, in Scarborough, Maine, a missing young woman sends the area into a panic, but things get even worse, when she's found. The investigation reveals some strange facts, but it comes down to being between three different suspects, her ex-boyfriend, a guy who is interested in her, and a man with gel in his hair, who she spoke with at a night club. In the end, a psychic ends up having all the answers to this mystery, while the murderer goes on the run!!Along the way, we find out that some people can even complain about the ocean, that sometimes being very nervous can make you look like a liar, and that you apparently can't always count a psychic out!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, ch

This week, in Hazelton, Idaho, after a marital break up everything seems fine, with both parties, moving on, an progressing in their lives. But one person is absolutely holding a grudge, and a small thing sets them off. Next thing you know, theres blood on the walls, and someone is missing. The investigation quickly uncovers an awful, dastardly plot that includes a very unlikely helper, and left someone without a head!!Along the way, we find out that magic shows are always terrible, that you never know what horrible things someone is planning, and that where there's a will to remove a head, there's a way to remove a head!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's othe

This week, in North Canton, Ohio, the paths of two very different people cross in a strange little trailer park. One of these people is an ex-Marine, turned hairdresser, with a long history of violence, and generally crazy behavior. The other is a self professed "Mama's Boy", who likes smoking, and paying for ladies. This all comes together, leaving someone headless, and with all their fingers cut off. The big surprise comes in finding out where the head went!Along the way, we find out that they have Italian festivals in Ohio, that people can have diverse talents, and that covering a headless body in paint isn't exactly going to hide the crime!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out Ja

This week, in Columbia, Illinois, the perfect couple have the perfect family. In the perfect house. In the perfect town. They even have perfect jobs. But things get very imperfect when a sudden affair changes all future plans, and eventually leads to a terrible scene, complete with carnage, and terrible, and taunting messages spray painted in red on the walls of this formerly perfect home!!Along the way, we find out that a city wide yard sale may be just too much junk, you have to get divorced from your first spouse before you marry another, and that some people appear to just be heartless, murderous liars!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime I

This week, in Bryant, Arkansas, a perfect little family isn't so perfect, when their teenage daughter begins to disobey, do drugs, and not listen to her parents. This causes major problems, and drama within the family, causing divorce, and untold stress. This young lady then decides that she's tired of anybody trying to tell her what to do, and takes calculated, and awful steps to accomplish her goal! Along the way, we find out that Arkansas is cat nip for tornados, that adult court means adult sentencing, and that crying comes with tears!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Wondery, Wondery+

This week, in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, A very terrible man, somehow finds people just as terrible as him, including a man who has his teeth sharpened, tongue split, and has horns implanted into his forehead, to commit some of the most brutal murders that can be imagined. They laughed as they described the torturous killings, and the bloodbath of dismemberments that follow! It's an all around wild tale!!Along the way, we find out that not all of Massachusetts is fancy & expensive, that you can't intimidate everyone into silence, and that if you have horns on your head, it's hard to tell people not to judge you by your looks!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmi

This week, in Bismarck, North Dakota, one local basement is the all purpose hangout for a pair of teen sisters, their boyfriends, and several other local losers & runaways. They live there, drink, shoot meth, and plan crimes. After one particularly wild day of drug taking, one of the teenagers decided that he should kill his parents. No one thinks he's serious, until they the see blood soaked scene, and mutilated bodies. This leads to a hunt for the murderers, and some very long term promises from the girlfriends!!Along the way, we find out that everybody loves macaroni & cheese, that meth is not very good for the development of the teenage mind, and that Jesus isn't going to get you out of prison!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.

This week, in Terra Linda, California, a young lady has a very strange home life, with a seemingly mentally ill mother, who the young woman calls "Hitler". She delves into a world where she calls herself a High Priestess, and a witch, while consuming massive amounts of drugs, and convincing one young man that her eyes have powers. The brutality this all leads to can be seen coming, but it doesn't make it any less mind boggling. And the outcome may be the craziest thing of all!!Along the way, we find out that James Hetfield probably avoids the locals, that someone's eyes shouldn't be the thing that has power over you, and that you shouldn't need 4 different murder weapons!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/small

This week, in Green River, Wyoming, a wild night comes from a love triangle gone crazy! When two men seem to be in love with the same woman, they argue, then decide to be friends. This causes an insane scene to unfold, where all three participants end up in the same house, but only two come out alive! It's a brutal murder that can only be described as "not unexpected"!Along the way, we find out that we don't really want shrimp from Wyoming, that being drinking buddies with the other guy who is seeing your girlfriend might lead to uncomfortable situations, and that if someone tells you they're going to kill you, maybe you should believe them.Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James

This week, in Summerfield, North Carolina, a very unlikely couple, decide to take on their families, and everyone else they feel has wronged them, with horrifying, murderous results. Why are they an unlikely couple? Because they're first cousins, from a very prominent high society family. They turn out to have more in common than blood, because they're both liars, and maybe more than a little insane. Together, they are responsible for 9 deaths!!Along the way, we find out that we have no idea what ladderball is, that it's never a good idea to hook up with your first cousin, and that Vitamin C may not cure polio!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Cri

This week, in Townshend, Vermont, what appears to be a nice story, of a couple, living a nice life, turns very dark when it's least expected. This leaves one member of this couple brutally beaten to death, in the driveway, after the other spouse had been carrying on a weird affair with a neighbor. This story includes guard llamas, Grandma & Grandpa friends with benefits, and the murderer telling everyone they know that they committed this murder. But will this unlikely killer be held responsible?Along the way, we find out that Vermont can turn anybody into the movie "Funny Farm", that old people apparently get very horny, and that just because you hide the murder weapon, doesn't mean you're innocent!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.co

This week, in Alsea, Oregon, a man who seems to charm everyone he comes in contact with, finds love in Russia, and quickly moves to bring her to the US for marriage. What she doesn't know, is that he's already involved in a very strange relationship with a married woman, living with this woman, and her husband. This all leads to pressure building to end one of these relationships. One of them does end, in terrible, and violent way! But did the killer act alone?? And can he time travel?Along the way, we find out that you can't build a house on a straight incline, that apparently men don't have to be handsome for pretty women to like them, and that now matter how badly that you want to, you won't be able to time travel to fix your murder!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...tw

This week, in Flagstaff, Arizona, a move across the country doesn't quite cure the relationship between a young couple, instead causing an attempted break up. This results in terribly brutal murder, complete with a horrifying final deed. Surprisingly, the not remorseful killer not only wants the death penalty, he demands it! Will the court give him what he wants, after they read some of his crazy writings? It's a very cruel murder, committed by a very strange person!! Along the way, we find out that sometimes it snows when you're high in the mountains, that you shouldn't listen to any imaginary interplanetary gods that tell you to kill, and that there really is no limit for how low a human being can sink! Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.c

This week, in Upper Merion Township, Pennsylvania, a twisted tree of relationships, among a group of suburban high school teachers spins completely out of control, when a meek, married woman is romanced by a fellow teacher, who is seemingly irresistible to all the ladies. This causes a series of actions that leads to an absolutely gruesome murder, that was allegedly predicted in a dream. A real mess ensues, as detectives try to sort out the tangled mess left behind!!Along the way, we find out that this town is incredibly old, that teachers get very horny, and that it looks suspicious when you accurately predict a murder that financially benefits you!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallfacebook.com/smalltownpodinstagram.com/smalltownmurderAlso, check