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Matt R. Salmon Tetanus shot: $50. 8 stitches in the ass: $150. Spending friday night in ER: $300. Masturbating on a glass table: not worth it. But, climax was rather explosive

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My stalker called me 7 times but left me 3 voicemails.When I didn't pick up my phone, he email me. 

  My stalker called me 7 times but left me 3 voicemails.When I didn't pick up my phone, he email me.   

My stalker called me 7 times but left me 3 voicemails.When I didn't pick up my phone, he email me. 

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Police had to taser Michael L. Brea to subdue him before bringing him to a Brooklyn hospital with a guard. Michael L. Brea, who has appeared on episodes of Ugly Betty and in Step-Up 3D, brutally murdered his mother with a Samurai sword while screaming biblical passages, police confirm. Police were called to Brea's Brooklyn, New York apartment after neighbors heard screaming around 2:20 a.m. Tuesday morning. "I hear the brother chasing her [his mother] through the house and he's just saying a bunch of [Bible] passages like, 'Repent, Repent, Repent,'" neighbor Gregory Clare told local television station WPIX 11 News. "I heard him chasing her through the house and I hear a loud scream and so I have my father call the cops, call 911." Brea, who also appeared in Coke commercials, had decapitated and stabbed his mother, 55-year-old Yannick, multiple times. Police said he was emotionally disturbed and they had to taser him to subdue him. They described the apartment as “extremely bloody.” He was taken to Ki

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Ratings Drop for "Sarah Palin's Alaska" The show fell 40 percent on Sunday night, to 3 million viewers, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The premiere drew 5 million viewers, setting a ratings record for a TLC show debut. Only 885,000 of those viewers were in the coveted 18-49 age bracket, dropping 44 percent from last week. The report states that the show's median age is 57 - 15 years older than TLC's average.