Postgame Of Thrones

You want the good show, but you need the bad podcast. Your salty Dornishmen are coming at ya with the hottest takes on S06E01, "The Red Woman." She's not old, but also she is! Guests this in this episode include facism and my cool dog Apollo. Most popular show on television!

GOOOOOD SEASON! It's over. It wasn't. This weekend we're talking about S04E10, "The Children". Highlights include men made of biceps and little green ghouls. Lowlights include absolutely everything else and how bad it would be to have sex with Davos. Why do you listen to this show? We'll be back in 2 days to talk about the brand new season! See ya then!

Have fun listening to this one on the train. This week the Brotherhood Without Manners (with special guest appearance from Producer Kim!) talk about S04E09, "The Watchers on the Wall." Also known as the "Jon does nothing masculinity hour". There is an actual rare confirmed warg! Remember the Pyp jokes? Those too! The good season was a myth.

The thing happen! Today your favorite wargy boys are talking about S04E08, "The Mountain and the Viper." You'll be treated to discussions of the best scene from the books and the worst scene from the show. Very few terrible impressions in this one, but loaded with terrible jokes.

Despite our best efforts, The Good Season? (tm)? continues on with S04E07, "Mockingbird". I thought it ended when Oberyn says the thing but it actually ends when Littlefinger says the thing. This is the good show for women after all.

No curses this week! The PGoT twins are back in action to talk about S04E06, "The Laws of Gods and Men". Tyrion tries to win an Emmy! Stannis looks into the distance! Ramsay Bolton fanfiction live on television! All this and more garbage, in this list of Poisons and Types of Killing.

Get excited folks: this episode introduces a plotline that both of your hosts have forgotten even existed! We're talking about S04E04, "Oathkeeper." Not as good as Widow's Wail, but we'll take it. Other important discussions include the season 6 rewrite of the long anticipated Tower of Joy scene,the best coughing fit to ever be recorded on a podcast, and Brooks' evil Wawa doppelganger. Spring break 2016!

As predicted, we were wrong about the good season. Today your favorite boys are talking about S04E03, "Breaker of Chains". Though it did give us one of the worst scenes in the show that never happened, we got that sweet collage of Dany faces. Oh, and Olly is there. But there's a big 'ol swinging donger, so it's not too bad. Life is all about balance. Categorically.

Another beautiful wedding in Westeros. Thanks for the berries. This week your special boys are talking about S04E02, "The Lion and the Rose". Other than mostly praising our boy Georgie R, we also get into the nitty gritty about warging into several swords and still don't know how to pronounce Sigur Rós. How many men have you played basketball with?

We're finally at the good one. Your special boys are well rested and fully ready to take on season 4, starting with S04E01, "Two Swords". What's the most memorable wildling line of all time? Who is this new Daario? Are there any good Air Bud movies? All the answers you seek lie within this hour of terrible audio.

Get ready for a weird one. This week your favorite boys needed a bit of a break from the standard GoT treadmill, so we got up on the "everything else elliptical" and shot it into space. Only 2 minutes of Game of Thrones discussion this ep, and it's just about pictures we've seen from next season Enjoy?

Sorry for telling you this would be a good season of the show! Today your favorite boys are talking about S03E10, "Mhysa". The ending was great and everyone loved it because there was no colonialist/racist stuff going on and Sansa had some great character development. Please save us Oberyn.

Your favorite goof boys are dressed in their best level 1 caps to talk about S0309, "The Rains of Castamere." It's the episode you know! With the thing! Come for the salad bowl filled with salt, stay for the Dragonball Z battles for Hodor's soul. Try your best to keep Ned away from that weirwood. We all know what he's going to do.

No blizzard is stopping us! Half of us, I guess. Even though we wish it would. This week the PGoT Twins discuss S03E08, "Second Sons." Spoilers, we didn't really like it! And we don't even have anything to look forward to with episode 9 next week. Time to create some movie magic.

Your favorite sorry boys are back! After 1000 years, Postgame of Thrones rolls on to talk about S03E07, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair," or, "The Time Brooks and Eddy Couldn't Stop Talking About The Revenant and Weiners". Pop on a pair of headphones and take this one in while looking at your dad's house. It's natural!

The PGoT pals (ft. Producer Kim) are here to celebrate the holidays by destroying S03E05 "Kissed By Fire", which was actually a decent episode! This is totally a gross one, so don't listen by the fireplace with your family. Unless they're into screaming into buttholes, in which case you can blast this over your sound system. Geodude, I choose you!

The Pod that was Promised is finally here. Prophecies are always a bit foggy anyway. Today your two favorite rudos try to remember S03E04, "And Now His Watch Is Ended". Spoilers, Tywin absolutely destroys a family member and Theon hates his life. Some things never change. Except the Payne family crest. That should probably change. See you (sometime) soon for the holiday special!

As always, thanks to our faithful viewers for coming up with episode titles for us. This week the PGoT twins talk about S03E03, "Walk of Punishment". There's one sick boy so we crammed all your favorite goofs in as fast as we could! This includes my favorite bit, "keyboard sounds and no talking at all". Come for the wolf cookies, stay for the dirtbike tricks.

Your PGoT pals are back with bellies full of sloppy beef and heads full of bad new goofs. This week we take on S03E02, "Dark Wings, Dark Words." Though our show has no content, this episode was full of it! Sorry for the 20 minutes of crossbow sex. Hey, if it's good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.

We may be into season 3, but season 1 CGI has never been stronger. Today the PGoT boys are talking about S3E1, "Valar Dohaeris". If you're into walking through poopie mud, potato onion men, and vampire lords, this is the show for you. If you're looking for comedy, you might want to try your chances somewhere else.(Season 3 intro theme from https://youtu.be/rM8GbQQNH2o)