English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Barcelona pull themselves out from the jaws of defeat, unlike woeful Arsenal. United have to play on a crummy pitch in Russia.  1. Arsenal Fan TV 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4: SnapChat: theonald

Sanchez is fed up at losing Arsenal, Ibra will likely miss out on the next three matches due to his high-flying, elbow-y ways, and Kane keeps scoring goals. 1. Support EPLpod. 2 EatMyGoal 3. Mike on SnapChat: theonald 4. Buy Top Shelf Vodka  

Liverpool loses to Leicester; the EPLpod boys get stripped of all but one of their poddys; Pogba wears stupidly expensive shoes.  FIFA TOURNAMENT: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com Support EPLpod Buy Mike's Book EatMyGoal

Manchester United are back to their winning ways as they leave Wembley with silverware; Harry Kane nets a hatrick; the EPLpod boys clean up at the Canadian podcast awards.    1. Support EPLpod 2. Write a review 3. EatMyGoal 4. Mike's Google talk 

Leicester City sack their manager, Claudio Ranieri; Paul wants to see if you want to join our FIFA tournament (paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com); the gents talk about that stupid thing called pie gate.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Choose Your Own Misery

In a rare bonus pod, Mike and Paul talk to Arseblog's Andrew Mangan about Arsenal, online media, and Marc Maron.  1. Support EPLpod 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal

Gary Neville rips apart Arsenal Fan TV, Manchester United take down Blackburn in the FA Cup, and some club called Lincoln City beats Burnley.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Arsenal effectively gets knocked out of the Champions League, Barcelona get ripped apart by PSG, and Jesus is unlikely to rise from the injured.  1. True Jordie 2. Arsenal Fan TV 3. Support EPLpod 4. EatMyGoal

United extend their unbeaten streak in the premier league to 16 games, Spurs don't bother to show up against Liverpool, and Chelsea are held at Burnley. 1. Joel Veltman's antics 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Mike, Paul, and Ben chat transfers, managerial woes (in the case of Ranieri and Wenger), tattoos, and the retirement of Chelsea legend Frank Lampard. 1. Lampard on LBC 2. Redknapp big-upping Lampard 3. Patreon 4. Eat My Goal

Arsenal are collectively jealous of Bellerin's concussion-induced amnesia; Liverpool lose to Hull (That's right, fucking Hull). And Paul's fat fingers get in the way of Mike's pledge drive.  1. Support EPLpod ALREADY! 2. EatMyGoal  

Liverpool lose for the third time in as many matches; United and Arsenal dish out ruthless beatings respectively in the FA Cup; the gents talk about the shambles that is West Ham United. 1. EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Mike's book

Granit Xhaka acts like a total prick at the airport, Southampton sends Liverpool packing in the EFL Cup, and Mike dies.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Can Jesus save Manchester City?  Arsenal manage to get a late winner against Joey Barton's Burnley, United draw against Stoke, and Liverpool lose to Swansea... at home... LOL!  1. A Sappy Love Film 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 

Manchester City might very well get throttled against Spurs this weekend, but are they also covering up a massive doping scandal? Mike and Paul weigh in with their thoughts. In other news, Manchester United top the rich list while only five years ago Kelechi Iheanacho had to save up 18 cents in order to watch his teammates win the league by beating QPR.  1. Write to EA Sports and demand that Mike and Paul write the next FIFA The Journey: BHilderbrand@ea.com 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Who's the bigger asshole? Costa or Payet? The guys debate the question. In other news, Kane scores three times as Spurs down West Brom and Liverpool and United get locked in a stalemate.   1. Support EPLpod 2. Mike's Books 3. EatMyGoal

Mike makes a charcuterie-themed return as United down Hull while Southampton take down Liverpool in the first leg of the EFL Cup. Meanwhile, Paul talks about goal line technology and a possible FIFA 17 tournament that is not to be missed out on. All of that and more!  1. Support EPLpod 2.EatMyGoal

Paul and Sir Ben discuss Liverpool's condemnation to an FA Cup replay, blanking against 4th-division Preston North End. Arsenal progress, albeit undeservedly, via more late Giroud heroics. Bournemouth and West Brom losses mark the only real upsets, with City trouncing West Ham at the cursed Olympic Stadium. Also, Mike's health deteriorates. Email paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com w/ subject 'FIFA tournament' if potentially interested in doing an online elimination bracket for some skrilla (please indicate console). Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

Spurs do their bit to keep the title race honest by beating Chelsea, although pretenders Arsenal and Liverpool drop points. Ever wondered what a hotspur is (hint: it involves animal cruelty)? The pod then really takes a turn as Paul reveals a proclivity for big wet bottoms in empathizing with Samir Nasri of all people. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Christmas Misery!

Which player will your club sign in the transfer window? Mike and Paul weigh in with an exhaustive list of possible transfer targets. The gents also talk about the absolutely minted Carlos Tevez as well as poor old Bob Bradley. This episode of EPLpod is brought to you by Red Carpet Cigarettes. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery